Magnus Chase is if a person who only watched the Percy Jackson movies got trapped in the books.
Misa is the human equivalency of Yahoo questions.
Light is human equivalency of Yahoo answers.
The undertaker is the product of if Andy Biersack actually f*cked the mortician's daughter.
Loki(Marvel) is the villian Game of thrones would have if they decided to be PG.
Jon Snow is the only character in Game of thrones who obviously hasn't seen game of thrones.
Leo Valdez is if Zuko and Aang had a love child.
Harry Potter is as good at naming his children as Peter Parker is at keeping a girlfriend.
Arthur is obviously an idiot. Seriously if every other episode someone accuses your manservant of being a sorcerer, then at least think about the possibility of it. But no Arthur's dumbass self just says, "ew, Merlin. He's an idiot, there's no way he can be a sorcerer. Only ten people have accused him of being so. And he somehow always know the things going on with other sorcerers" And you know what? Merlin should have revealed his dumbass self in the 3rd or 4th goddam season. It would have saved a lot of heartbreak and lives. But nooooo, he had be all " oh he's gonna kill me. Oh no if I kill Uther that'd be wrong. Oh no had can't kill Morgana that'd also be wrong. Oh I can't trust Mordred because now I'll choose to listen to my fucking destiny the dragon fucking told me the first time I didn't listen to him.
Also Arthur how many times does Merlin have to spend in the "tavern" before you stage an intervention?
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AcakYo this story been here since like 2014 so a lot of this shizz is out of date as fuck. Shit I wrote this back when I was too afraid to curse on here. I was like what 12 or something I don't remember. I tried updating some of diss but shit 4 years is...
