fourteen —
real__pcy:
fam
oohhani:
hey bf
real__pcy:
omg for the last time
i'm not uR BOYFRIEND
oohhani:
but u want to be
real__pcy:
loud sig
real__pcy:
why did i even do that
thing
oohhani:
what thing ((;
real__pcy:
you know what thing
u lil binch
oohhani:
no i don't
oohhani:
u have to tell me what
thing
real__pcy:
you just want me to
say it again don't u
oohhani:
whhhhhaaaaaatttttt?????
???????????????????????
oohhani:
lol yeah
real__pcy:
louder sig
real__pcy:
the car i used to pick u
up from the restaurant on
your birthday wasnt mine
so i'm gonna go return it
brb!!!
real__pcy:
can't text and drive unless
i wanna die
oohhani:
why don't u
real__pcy:
OMG I'M SCREAMING
HANi
oohhani:
bro chill out it was just
a joke
real__pcy:
STOP I'M LIKE
ACTUALLY FREAKING
OUT
oohhani:
smh what could be so
big
oohhani:
besides ur ding dong bc
DAMN BOI
real__pcy:
HANI PLs
real__pcy:
WERE U BY ANY CHANCE
ON UR PERIOD THE DAY
OF UR BIRTHDAY
oohhani:
ew ya
oohhani:
why would u ask that
omg
real__pcy:
i-
real__pcy:
ok hani
real__pcy:
you :) leaked :) on :)
the :) car :) seat :)
oohhani:
are u kidding
real__pcy:
NO WHY WOULD I
LIE ABOUT THAT
oohhani:
CHANYEOL OMG NO
PLS TELL ME UR KIDDING
real__pcy:
i wish i could );
oohhani:
WHOSE CAR IS IT
real__pcy:
,,,,,,,,jongdae
oohhani:
lol shiTTT
real__pcy:
HOW DO I CLEAN THIS OFF
real__pcy:
THIS IS SO WEIRD I'VE
NEVER CLEANED PUSSY
BLOOD BEFORE
oohhani:
EW CHANYEOL DON'T
FUCKING BE WEIRD
oohhani:
USE HYDROGEN PEROXIDE
real__pcy:
FuCk Ok
oohhani:
i'm screaming odnhsjrbr
i'm so fucking sorrY
real__pcy:
UR INSIDES WON'T COME OFF
oohhani:
cHANYEOL PLS STOP
BEING WEIRD WITH UR
CHOICE OF WORDS
oohhani:
WE SHALL FIGUE THIS OUT
TOGETHER OK
oohhani;
what color are the seats again
bc i forgot
real__pcy:
white
oohhani:
ok u know the bleach u
use to drink when u r sad
oohhani;
use that
real__pcy:
i don't drink bleaCh
oohhani:
ok but did i ask for u
to argue
real__pcy:
ok but did i ask for
ur attitude
oohhani:
ok but did i ask for u to
beat the meat on skype
seen
oohhani:
lil bitch don't readzone me
real__pcy:
fuck u i was bleaching
yr blood off of jongdaes
carseat
oohhani:
did it work
real__pcy:
i mean it's still a little
pink now but i can blame it
on baekhyun or smth lol
oohhani:
or blame it on luhan
oohhani:
oh wait he's extinct
seen
oohhani:
did i go too far
