real__pcy: so i was singing and dancing in the shower just now and i was pretending the shaving cream can/bottle/whateverthefuckitis was my microphone but i accidentally bumped the thingy onto my chin aND THE FUCKING SHAVING CREAM WENT STR8 INTO MY EYE I'M IN PAIN
oohhani: ur fucking dumb as shit
real__pcy: BUT THATS NOT ALL
oohhani: it got in ur dumbo ears too????
real__pcy: i'm leaving
oohhani: NO LMAO TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED
real__pcy: i started screaming for help and then i heard jongdae yell "i would help you but guess who still hasnt cleaned the ugly stain from my car"
oohhani: wtf it's been like a week since he told u to clean it why havent u cleaned it
oohhani: do u want him to run u over
real__pcy: I'VE TRIED TO CLEAN IT BUT IT WON'T COME OFF
oohhani: dumb ass bitch ill clean it then
real__pcy: no ill just buy him a new car
oohhani: wtf chill out rich boy ill clean it
oohhani: save tht money to buy urself a wig
real__pcy: WHY DO I NEED A WIG
oohhani:
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oohhani: idk you tell me
real__pcy: thats fake
oohhani: don't try to hide it chanyeol
oohhani: ur bald and u know it
real__pcy: 😬😬😬😬😬😬
real__pcy: moving on,,,
real__pcy: are u actually gonna clean ur blood stain off of jongdae's car
oohhani: yes sir it was my blood anyways
real__pcy: ok good bc i wasnt down to clean that nasty blood
oohhani: ew are u one of those guys
real__pcy: what guys
oohhani: "omg period blood is sooo gross!!!!"
real__pcy: what no
oohhani: hmmm thats not what it looks like to me mr "nasty blood"
real__pcy: ok but any blood is gross
oohhani: excuses excuses,,,
real__pcy: LET ME LIVE
oohhani: no u need to learn bc ur an immature lil binch ok
real__pcy: hfgufjidks
oohhani: u a grown ass man doing grown ass things but the one thing u leave behind is that brain of urs that shit aint grown if you are as immature as you are now
oohhani: u'll never get a girlfriend like this
oohhani: actually u wouldnt get one anyway cause ur bald spot makes all the ladies wanna dasi run run run
oohhani: lil fuck
real__pcy: hani
oohhani: what ugly
real__pcy: its been about a month since that night,,
real__pcy: are u on your period again?
oohhani: how can u tell
real__pcy: just chanyeol things
real__pcy: ANYWAYS MOVING ON
oohhani: sorry for being a bitch ily
real__pcy: text me when u want me to pick u up or something and ill see if i can so that we can clean that NATURAL thing together from jongdae's car seat
