Paige
Paige: what is it?
Shady: I'm a lamp!
Paige: ...can I poke you?
Shady: no! Why would you want to!
Paige: -looks at him really clueless- what are you again?
Shady: I AM A LAM-
Toney
Toney: what's your standpoint on being on time at night?
Shady: I don't know, I guess I care from 9:00 to 1:00 in the mor-
Toney: Okay, so what do you know about dreams?
Shady: Õ.Õ everything.
Toney: ... do you think having dreams is a waist of time?
Shady: No!
Toney: ...eh, I'll allow it.
Shrignold
Shrignold: what are your methods of teaching?
Shady: I force them to be drowned in oil if they refuse to learn.
Shrignold: what!? That's awful! Your not okay! -Holds a cross in a jontron voice- OUTTA THIS HOUSE! OUTTA THIS HOUSE!
Shady: ... ô-o
Colin
Colin: dude, you wanna get high?
Shady: -looks at Colin, smiles-
-4 hours later-
Shady: dude... if you go to a restaurant doesn't that mean your the waiter...
Colin: but... but, if you think about the rats, then you you gotta be tide.
Paige: hey guys how's it- DA FACK!?
Colin: pppaaaaaaaaiiiiigggge!
Shady: yo, are you the stripper?
Paige: wow, that's kinda rude... I'm not going to stay here -slams the door and walks out of the room-
Gilbert
Shady: .... =-=
Gilbert: ....
Shady: ~^~
Gilbert: ...
Shady: so... um hey, do you like... oil??
Gilbert: ...0_0 get away.
Steve/Fred/candy/Brandon
Steve: Hm? What is this? Guys get in here!
Candy/Fred/Brandon: -walks in there-
Candy: ... what is that?
Fred: a lamp, is it alive?
Brandon: AHHH! Its moving!
Shady: -wakes up- what? Where am I? That damned computer got me high!
Candy: what, this is weird... who are you?
Shady: I'm shady the lamp.
Steve: want some food? -holds a can of robin on it-
Shady: 0_0 what the hell!?
Fred: it's food weird lamp.
Brandon: IT'S SCARY! -runs off-
Shady: ?
Candy: he gets scared easy. So... -walks closer- um... what's so different about you?
Shady: -gets closer too- I drown people in oil. 😈
Candy: -smirks- well! I can kill people, and cook them! -goes closer- 😊
Shady: =°~°= w-well, I can trap people. I-in dreams! -leans closer-
Steve: ô-o ... 😮😠 -pulls them away- great! Now cans get him more food!
Candy: okay! -walks off-
Fred/Steve: -waves her off, looks at shady- stay away from her.
Shady: oh yeah? What are you? Her brothers?
Fred: yeah, we are.
Steve: -cracks knuckles- so go before we smash you to bits!
Shady: AHHHHHHHH! -runs away- Okay at least I'm safe... where am I?
-blue walls, and a teen in... well it looks like in my personally chapter thingy... her hands are on her hips confused brown eyes and hair-
Julia
??: ? Hmm? What do you need?
Shady: I'm just a lamp!
???: oh... your him well, I'm not going to talk to you. Good day.
Shady: wait who are you-
Julia: I said get out! You almost killing the small cinnamon roll is bad enough! -picks him up-
Shady: -tries to get out of her grip- hey! Let me go!
Julia: gladly, stars! -Pushes him out of the room- if you wanna talk things out be my guest. But not now. -closes the door-
Shady: what is wrong with everyone in this house!?
Well. He sure got a good greeting from everyone. Also, tin-lamp is my new ship... idk why.
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