Dhmis Random Stuff...

dhmis randomness

Some random crap I made up so don't take anything seriously if I insult something people do/what you like just know I mean none of it.
Also... coming this summer...

Harry: hmmm... I wonder where Manny and Harry are...

-hears music-

Harry: -walks in- e_o what are you guys doing...

-Cake playing in the background, with disco lights on Colin, robin and Manny stare awkwardly at him-

Manny: -walks to the door looking at harry- you saw nothing. -slowly closes the door-

Harry: ¿¿¿

-static-

Colin: Okay Paige your first selfie, how do you feel?

Paige: self degraded, like I'm too fucking insecure.

Colin: so you don't like selfies?

Paige: turn off that stupid recorder, you know I hate pictures in general!

Colin: try it out!

Paige: -about to take a picture-

Toney: -runs in throwing her phone on the ground, crabwalks away flipping everyone off-

Colin: what the heck!? >:T that costs like a thousand dollars!

Paige: thanks Toney!

-Static-

Steve: let's all be honest okay?

Fred: okay, I think this is stupid and we should just fucking st-

Steve: alrighty candy your turn

Candy: okay... Fred, Steve was making plain white sauce in his bedroom.

Fred: 0.0 Steve what the hell.

Steve: WHAT!? That's THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF HONESTY! I've never done that!

Candy: honesty is a load of crap, you gotta lie to win!

Steve/Fred: ô.o what did mom and dad teach you? They did wrong...

-static-

Harry: -sleeping in a tree-

Shrignold: -slowly appears behind him- LOVING ROBIN IS A CRIME!

Harry: GAH! -falls over- so being gay is a crime?

Shrignold: yeah! It is.

Harry: why don't you explain that love to Malc-

Shrignold: okay! Shut up! Maybe I'm a crime! -runs away-

Harry: -looks at him running- works every time. Right Malcolm?

Malcom: -moves out of where he's hiding- (keep in mind, he's a human) yeah, he looks cute though...

Harry: -scoffs- I don't know what you see...

-static-

Shrignold: and we can live in harmuny!

Harry: -in the distance- HA! YOU CAN'T SPELL!

Shrignold: you have made a powerful enemy.

-Static-
Group chat name: teachers with swag

Colin: I NEED YOUR LOVE I NEED YOUR TIME!

Gilbert: Jesus! Colin we're brothers! What the fuck is wrong with you!?

Colin: wth? lol, that's for Toney stupid. /(-3-)/
Wait! Oh shit! This is group chat!? #-_-#

Toney: the fu? We're cousins!

Candy: ...
Colin and Toney are cousin's? (Wahahahha!?)

Steve: (0_0)' Colin why!?

Fred: wtf is wrong with you guys! X'D

Shrignold: -sent a song ➡fuck this shit I'm out-
You are all taking a trip to punish land. 😷

Paige: Shrignold what the hell... XD I'm showing Harry what was said...

-Paige sends a video of a Harry laughing his ass off-

Shrignold: this chat was supposed to be secret paige!

Colin: I WILL TRAP YOU IN MY DIGITAL WORLD IF TOU SHOW ANYONE ELSE AGAIN!

Shrignold: -sent a video of robin laughing and Manny chuckling-

Colin: >:(

Yeah, I might do a dhmis randomness but... I'm not sure...