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I know, two randomness things at the same time!? Scary...

-legit just happened to me this morning-

Colin: -yawns- good morning world! -Walks downstairs- good morning Steve!

Steve: hey! Do you know how to make coffee?

Colin: uh... no-

Steve: here! Try to make this! -runs off-

Colin: - __ -  you wish. -looks out the small curtain on the door- what the-

Dog: -walks over to the door panting-

Colin: 0_0 -slowly closes the curtain- Guys, there's a random dog here...

-static-

Julia: I don't want squash. Candy, do you know what happened with this?

Candy: nope!

Julia: well, the first and last time might I add I had this I nearly threw up, and it was at my old boyfriends house... ugh, it had disgusting cheese on it too...

Candy: well, if you don't eat it your gums go grey.

Julia: umm... soil foods are in fancy foods category!

Candy: not anymore. -demonic voice- EAT!

Everyone: -walks in to see what's happening- ô.o

Julia: -takes a fast bite- oh my god... it's as gross as I thought again... -throws up- Oh mY LOrd! >:(

Colin: ugh! That's disgusting!

Everyone: -runs off screaming in terror-

Julia: -_-'

-static-

Everyone plays Fnaf for the first time and gets jump scared

Paige: -jumped by Bonnie- what the ah! -falls out of chair-

Toney: -toy chica- hum -is just stuck in place-

Shrignold: -gets jumped my marionette- HUGGGGS! -W-

Colin: -freddy- -breathes in, blue screen of death-

Brandon: -plays one second and closes out- n-n-NOPE!

Steve: -golden freddy- oh good lord I was almost a six, now I have to start over... -yells at golden freddy-

Candy: -chica- what? Your soooo fat! Your teeth went grey! -continues arguing at the poor chicken- #ThisIsWhatYouTaughtMeDadSteak

Fred:-will not even look at a computer-

Shady: -foxy- NONONO! Stop run- aaaaaahhhhh!

Julia: ha ha! Shady You Sound like a girl- -toy Freddy- UGH! Its a demon! -Runs away from life forever-

Hello guys, guess what starts in two weeks? I go back to hell, which means, I'm not gonna update as much. Well, maybe that might be wrong... but who knows, not me! And the fact that I also have to be in a broadcast thing almost every week (so that means working mercilessly on camera or on a camera) then actually doing my homework this year... I might not get on at all sometimes. Again, who knows if that's true or not. I will be determined to clean up my act for the fucking wardens who think I'm doing a shit job.

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