Souza: Yasusada-san its time to go....you cant cry all day.
Yasusada: *Says while hoding his head* N-no!!! This can't be happening!!!! *Looks up* Kashuu!!!! Your not leaving me again!!!!!!!
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Kashuu: *Shoots up from his futon to realize that that was just a dream and he wasn't actually dying* Y-yasusada.....I have to see if hes alright!!
*In the breakfast room*
Yaegen: Does anyone else hear an elephant running or am I still not awake yet??
Akita: Your not sleeping still.....I hear it to.
Kashuu: *In tyhe didtance* YAMATO!!!!!!!!!
Midare: And you hear a screaming Kashuu again as well?
Yaegen: Y-yeah.....I must still be dreaming.....
Imanotsurugi: *Throws a sweet bun at his face and he flinces* Nope.....Your wide awake! ^-^ *everyone else laughs*
Sainwa: I'm taking it he had "The Dream" again.
Souza: Most likely.....is my food really that bad???
Sayo: Sure brother.....now.....MAKE ME SOME GOD DAMMED RAMEN WITH CHICKEN!!!! THERE IS NO WAY I'M EATING BREAKFAST FOODS TODAY!!!!!
Kousetsu: Sayo, that's enough yelling at Souza for one morning. You've yelled at him 8 times this morning. Are you sure you went to bed last night at 10 like you said or were you up and talking to Midare again?
Sayo: *blushes* W-what are you talking about?!? I w-was not!!
Namazuo: Yes he was.....I had to listen to them ramble about some weird show that they watched with Sainwa the other day.....-_-
Souza: Sayo!!! You promised!!
Sayo: Who said that I promised?? I didn't. And what if I had my fingers crossed as well. Then that's not a true promise. *Widely smiles*
*Then a ragged Kashuu appears into the room, still in sleep wear and his hair still ragged, out of breath and a scared look plastered on his face.*
Kashuu: W-w-where's Y-yamato???
Yamato: *Stands up* Hai!
Kashuu: *Runs over to him while accidently kicking Midare and Gokotai in the backs of their heads and burries his head in Yamato's chest.* I-I thought I-I w-was gonna l-loose y-you aga......
Yamato: It was just a dream. Don't worry about it. Also.....you sound like a stampede of Elephants when your worried and you decde to run. *Laughs*
Kashuu: *Pulls away from him and looks at him with an irritated look* Ok you asked for it!!!!!
*Souza then enters the room and Kashuu takes the bowl that's in his hand and shoves it in Yamato's face.
Everyone else: Oh!!!
Sayo: MY RAMEN!!!!!!!
Yamato: *whips the ramen off of his face with an angry look* You didn't just do that, did you?!?
Kashuu: I sure as hell did!
Sainwa: Your not gonna win my attention with swearing Kiyomitsu-san!
Kashuu: The hell with attention right now!! Yamato you'd better run....I'm giving you 10 seconds and then your a gonner!
Yamato: *Runs out of the room while almost knocking over Souza and an arriving Mikazuki and Kogitsunemaru.*
Kashuu: *10 seconds later* YAMATO!!!!!!!! *runs out of the room while Knocking over Souza and kicking Midare and Gokotai again*
Souza: He gets abusive when he's mad....*Rubbs the back of his head.*
Midare: Tell me about it! *Rubbs his head as well*
Gokotai: Lily?!? (I named the tiger that sits on his head alright...if its already name please tell me!Thx!) Lily?!?!? Where are you!!!!! *starts crying.*
Akita: Gokotai-kun please don't start cry......*Gokotai starts crying even more*
*Yamato then runs past the room with his Kimono already a mess and his hair let down while Kashuu runs close behind wth his sword pulled out*
Yaegen: Find the tiger! That's out number one priority right now!!
*Shishiou then walks into the room with a sleeping Tiger in his arms*
Shishiou: Someone missing their best friend??
Gokotai: *Looks up from crying* LILY!!!!! You found her!!!! Thank you!!
*Yamato and Kashuu then return to the room with ragged hair their clothing a mess and Kashuu's sword still pulled out.Kashuu then accidently cuts Shishiou with it*
Shishiou: Yo! Watch where you stick that thing!!! You could seriously hurt someone with it!!!
Kashuu: Fuq me then.
Honebami: Oh.....he's mad.....best not to backtalk.
*Everyone is taken a back by his language and breakfast continues without another word said.*
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Well....this was just really weird.........no comment.
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FanfictionStarted: 6/27/16 Finished: ??? ✨✨✨ Have you ever wondered what the swords do in their spare time??? Well now you'll find out what a typical day for them is like! From a relaxing day to Sayo getting his face slammed into the doorway by Taroutachi. Th...
