Touken Ranbu Randomness + Cracks!

Sainwa's Real Name

So i got inspiration from a post that i saw on instagram to do this so lets just get this done and over with! (P.s. Sainwa is a girl......if none of u knew that yet! XD) Sainwa is above in the media!

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Sayo: *Bursts into the room* Guys guys guys!!!!!! I have important news on sainwa!!!!!!

*Everyone then turns their full undivided attention towards the skinny blue haired boy*

Souza: Oh spill Sayo-kun!!!!

Yaegen: Sainwa has a name?!?!?!?

Akita: That's even a shocker to me.......0_0

Gokotai: I wonder if her name is Tiger-sama

Midare: *looks at him with a wtf face* Dude wtf?!? Why would her name be that?!?

Ichigo: Only Gokotai could think of something like that........-_-

Shishio: I wonder if her name is as pretty as she presents herself.

Nakigitsune: Or maybe its a terrible name like Jannice........I hate that name....

Kashuu: I've heard her name used many times before by the elders. Her name is actually pretty unique if u ask me.

Yamato: EHHHHHHH!!!!! You've herd Sainwa's name?!?!? Do yu remember it?!?!?

Kashuu: Not really........sorry......-_-

Tsurumaru: Maybe its a legendary name that we've never heard before!!

Maeda: If it is, then I wanna get closer with Sainwa!!!!

Hirano: Yeah Yeah!!!! Me to!!!!!!

Homebami: Now we all know that she favors me and Namazuo since were the calmest twins in this family.

*All of the Toushirou's then make a wtf face at Honebami*

Yamato: Run for your life Honebami!!!!!!!!

*Honebami the starts to run out of the room as he is chased by 5 of the youngest Toushirou's*

Yaegen: That's the 14th time this week.....he beat Sayo's record of slamming his face into the doorway.......that's never a good sign.....

Sayo: Hey at least I'm not raming my face into the door now thanks to you, Midare, Yamato, and Kashuu!!!! Sainwa even carried me one day!!!! I haven't had an inicent like that in almost 6 days!!!! I'm on a roll now!!!! Anyways I found out Sainwa's name!!! She only tells the ones she trusts the most!!! I'm not allowed to say it however.....she'd never talk to me again if I gave it out.....sorry. -_-

Midare: B-b-b-b-ut!!!!!!!! I wanna know!!!!!!!!

*then Sainwa walks into the room with her right elbow linked with Mikazukis left one*

Sainwa: thank you for your help today Mika-kun. It was a joy having you help me around today.

*everyone then turns their gazes to Sainwa*

Akita: Sainwa!!!!! Please tell us your name!!!!

Midare: Idiot!!! Don't indirectly ask her like that!!!! She looks sick now!!! Can't u see her face is slightly paler than 2 days ago?!?!? *He then slappes him across the head.*

Sainwa: *says in a weak but calming voice as Honebami returns to the room with ragged hair, 3 kids following him, one holding his hand, and the other getting a piggyback ride* Its alright Midare-chan. I actually don't mind stating me real name, however one I say it........*She then stumbles into Mikazuki and the others quickly act.*

Honebami: *finally free from all of the children* Alright ecveryone!!!!! This is what we've been training for!!!!! Hirano, Maeda, Gotou! Go find a soft cushion for Sainwa to rest on!!!!! Yaegen, Akita, Gotokai!!! Get a nice blanket to put on Sainwa's shoulders!!!! And the ret of us!! Help Sainwa try to stay on her feet until the others return!!! Now scatter!!!!!!

Imanotsurugi: Well it looks like someone is finally taking the after his big brother after all. *Walks over to Sainwa and she tumbles towards him.*

*A little later*

Sainwa: I'm terribly sorry for making you all worry about me! I'm sure my grandfather never did this before he left. So as a treat I'll let you all know my real name. Remember it doesn't change the fact that I'm still your current Sainwa at the end of each day and you are to still call me Sainwa unless I tell you you can call me otherwise. Got it. *Weakly smiles*

*Everyone then bows their heads yes as some of their eyes glow with excitement*

Sainwa: Alright. So my real name is...........Ariel. unless other wise stated, you are still to call me Sainwa. That is a must!

*Everyone that didn't know her name then looks at her with a shocked look and starts to fanboy.......Sayo's and a few other boys' noses bleed.......0-0)

Yaegen: Y-your name.......*Faints*

Midare: ITS SO KAWAII!!!!! I COULD JUST DIE NOW!!!!!!!! *Fanboys (?)*

Tsurumaru: Well I certainly haven't heard that name before......its pretty. Suits u Sainwa. ^-^

Akita: Is your name spelled like the Disney princess Ariel??? ^-^

Sainwa: Yes dear. of course it is. *Then Mikazuki returns into the room with a hot cup of tea and hands it to Sainwa.....or Ariel if u must.......-_-* Oh than you so much dear. I will certainly enjoy this like the one from this morning.

Mikazuki: Oh it was my pleasure. I had some free time as well as Ishikirimaru so I made you some tea an Ishikirimaru is preparing you something special to make you feel better. ^-^ *He then sits next to Sainwa and starts to lightly laugh at the younger (Omg.... I almost wrote yaoi......0-0) boys fanboying and whatnot around the room.* I see you told the kohai your name finally. How'd it go?? *laughs*

Imanotsurgi: It was quite the sight.......Akita even asked the Disney question. ^-^

Kogisunemaru: Oh no..........that's never good......the next thing we know is Sainwa will be dressing us as a mermaid princess thingy to please the kids......Please don't make her do that!!!!!!

Sainwa: Don't worry it won't happen......at least I hope......

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Well now you know my actual name......smart one Ariel.......Anyways I got bored and decided to do this.....next chapter I might do something with that certain character that everyone gets confused about when they first enter the fandom......yes don't deny it!!! We've all been there!! Anyways hope you enjoyed!!