Touken Ranbu Randomness + Cracks!

A Female Mikazuki?!?

Yo!!! So inactivity has been off the doors lately, but I'm on vacation and I'm enjoying it as much as I can!! Right now I have WiFi so I can update, but I don't always have WiFi, so that's why there's no updates.....remember the cabin I mentioned, if I even mentioned it.....yeah try a week staying in one....its really fun at the resort however!!!!! Me and my family is staying at the Split Rock Resort in Pennsylvania and it is so beautiful and peaceful!!!! Its given me lots of inspiration to write!!!! Now here's your update!!

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*its a normal and peaceful day until a certain unknown being enters the premise.*

Souza: *trying to stuff vegetables into Sayo's mouth* Come on Sayo!!!?! Eat your veggies!!!! You'll never become a big and strong sword if u don't!!!!

Sayo: And where is Kotetsu?!? I'll only eat them if he's around!!!!! *turns his head away from Souza*

*then an unknown female walks by the room and catches the attention of the two boys.*

Sayo: *springs up from his seat* See you onii-chan!!!! I'm following her!!! *he then runs out of the room, while flipping the spoon that Souza had in his hand in the air and the vegetables that were on the spoon were now on his face.*

Souza: I'll get him back someday.....someday soon........now time to start dinner!!!!!

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*with Sainwa*

Midare: Sainwa-senpai!!!! Look at my new dress!!!!! Souza-san made it for me!!! Its so cute!!!!

Sainwa: Yes Midare it certainly is pretty! He did an amazing job!

Yaegen: Not like u don't have enough dresses already!

Midare: *high pitched* Hey!!!!!!! That's not nice!!!!!!

*then the unknown female walks into the room.*

Unknown Female: Um.....excuse me.....is your Sainwa here still? I need to talk to her immediately.

Sainwa: Um I'm right here sweetheart! What do you need? Are you hurt? Are u lost? *notices her kimono* Are you Mikazuki's fabled daughter?!?

Yaegen: Daughter?!? Oh!!!!! Is she pretty!!!!! She must look exactly like........Mikazuki?! Am I dying?? Is my end near?!! My eyes are deceiving me!!!!! Akita!!!!!! Pinch me!!!??

Akita: Got it!!!! *he then pinches Yaegen and he flinces.*

Yaegen: Not my end yet and my eyes aren't deceiving me......what the hell's going on?!?!?

Midare: Its called she has been gone for years and decided to pay her father a visit!! Relax!!!!! *walks over to the unknown female* Misa!!!! How have u been!!!!!!

Yaegen: You know her?!?!?!

Midare: Of course!!!!!!! Just like Jiji was the first to know that I was a boy!!!!

Souza: *then walks into the room dragging Sayo behind him.* What's this about Midare being a boy?!? and Sayo-kun!! I found the girl u wanted to talk to!!!!

Sayo: Onii-chan!!! That's embarrassing!!!! Stop!!!! *Souza then draggs him over to the girl and pushes him right in front of the girl only to reveal that Say is still shorter than a girl around his age.*

Souza: Speak!

Honebami: He's not a dog Souza......remember that.

Souza: Shut up!! I don't listen to swords that are lower ranked than me!!!!

Yaegen: Souza his not a dog......don't treat him pike one please.

Souza: OK Yaegen!!!! I won't!!! *he then smothers the younger sword in a huge hug.*

Honebami: I don't listen to swords that are lower ranked than me!! Then what's that called!!!????

Midare: Its called his a shots with a bara voice.......he's Souza's type.

Sainwa: ANYWAYS!!!!!! Misa what brings u here today?

Misa: Kogitsunemaru.

Sainwa: How come??

Misa: Cuz he said that Mikazuki is being an as again.........

Sainwa: MIKAZUKI!!!!! SAINWA WANTS TO SEE YOU NOW!!!!!!!

*walks into thw room with a tired look on his face*

Mikazuki: What?? *walks past Misa* Why are you calling.........MISA!?!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!!

Misa: Kogitsunemaru........

Mikazuki: I'm not being an ass again!!! You can go back to your foster parents now.

Misa: Died....I life by myself now........I'm 19 now....

Mikazuki:.............

Sainwa: Oh.........I'm so sorry for your loss....

Yaegen: She's 19?!?!? That's it?!!

Misa: They never cared for me......and same from me to them....they died of old age...

Mikazuki: Well go home then!!!!

Misa: Nope......wanna see Kogitsunemaru.....

Sainwa: KOGITSUNEMARU!!!!!!!! ASS NOW!!!!!!!!!!

Kogitsunemaru: Misa......I know already! How are u sweetie?!?

Misa: Good!!!!!! Now I can go home in peace!!!!!!! Bye Bye visit u all soon!!!!!

*she then leaves the room and leaves everyone in shock*

Sainwa: So who's the mother and who's the father out of you two?!?