彼は私を殺します😣😣😣
(He kills me😣😣😣)
A/n So I've been in major TouMyu hell for the past few months (and recently got into Onmyoji hell as well....) And i cracked.......I'm gonna do it........I'm gonna write yet another TouMyu crack.........but i live off of my boys so i kinda have to take what i can get. (I swear to god i didn't get to go to Japan this year and I'm slightly dying now.....we were supposed to last November and I wouldn't be back until the second week of December and i was gonna but tickets for TouMyu2 but ya know.........issues.....) So I've been watching the musicals non stop by now......i can remember anything and everything by heart now so...........I thought I'd make a skit based off of what I think the boys would talk about when at practice/backstage!
Anyways.........this skit is gonna include my good friend Takara, aka DANE-sempai !!!!!!!! Hope everyone enjoys!!!
Hope you enjoy!
WARNING!! Lots of swearing and innuendo ahead.
Written: 3/18/17
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Yamato: KASHUU!!!!!! ITS MY TURN WITH SANIWA NOW!!!!!!!!! OUT!!!!!!
Kashuu: *head resting in saniwas's lap while she plays with his long piece of hair*Ora Ora no...... Besides I'm to lazy to get up and Saniwa has nice legs to rest ahead on! Try again later!
Saniwa: sorry Yama-kun but Ka-chan still has another hour with me so.........did u spend the morning with Jiji like u were told?
Yamato: Yeah.......he was singing again and it scared me........
Sainwa: I thought he was!!!!!! I thought I heard singing earlier!!!!!!!! Its so good to hear Love Story again!!!!!!
Yamato: Love story??
Kashuu: A song from the first Musical.
Yamato: Oh.......
Horikawa:*runs into the room excited.* OUR MODERN DAY ARUJI CONTACTED ME AND ASKED IF THE SHINSENGUMI SWORDS WANTED TO BE IN A MUSICAL!!!!!
Kashuu:*gets off of Saniwa and runs over to Horikawa* EHH?!?!?!!? ARI CONTACTED YOU AND ASKED YOU THAT?!?!?! SAY YES!!!! SAY YES!!!!!!!!!
Yamato: Um......what about Nagasone and Kane-san??
Kashuu: *jumping up and down* Shut up!! They'll love it!!!!
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*At Ari's citadel*
Ari: Wel-
Kane-san: I hate you four........
Nagasone: No hard feelings but I'm not a good singer or dancer........therefore I'm not cut out for this. *folds his arms over his chest.*
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