Touken Ranbu Randomness + Cracks!

Water Gun Fights

Saniwa: Jiji!!!! Did you get enough water yet!?!?

Mikazuki: I'm working on it miss!!!! It will be there in a minute! *Loudly whispers* Hurry Kogitsunemaru!! We can't keep her waiting all day!!!!

Kashuu: *Says to Saniwa* Well Mikazuki certainly isn't that good at doing things himself, let alone whispering. Its as if he never really grew up.

Saniwa: Maybe cuz he's an old man and he forgets things sometimes.....it happens.

Yamato: But Sainwa, Kiyomitsu-kun is younger that Mikazuki and his mind is no better.

Kashuu: Oh you didn't just go there Yasusada!!! *Angered*

Yamato: *Confused* What?? Did I do something wrong.

Sainwa: *Goes and whispers in his ear* Just run sweetheart, before you saw something worse without realising it.

* Yamatonokami then does what Sainwa says and he runs out of the room with Kashuu close behind and his sword pulled out as if he was going to battle.*

Sayo: Hey!!!! Wtch where your swinging that thing!!!! It could seriously hurt someone!!!!

Sainwa: *says while lightly laughing* Says the one who had his face slammed into the door way for the fifth time this week this morning. *Giggles*

Sayo: *blushes and studders* I-its not my fault that Taroutaci is tall enough as is and doesn't watch where he's going with me on his shoulders.

Sainwa: Jiji!!!! DID YOU FINISH COLLECTING THE WATER WITH KOGI-CHAN YET!!!!!!!??!?!?!?

*Mikazuki and Kogitsunemaru the walk into the room with four full bins full of water.*

Sainwa: I take that as a yes. *Turns to Sayo* Dear would you please go and get Imanotsurugi and tel him to bring the water guns/ Please and thank you.

Sayo: *Eyes light up* Anything for water guns!!!!!!! *Runs out of the room with a huge grin on his face as Yamatonokami returns out of breath with Kashuu on his back.*

Mikazuki: Well you two certainly had the run. *Giggles*

Yamato: I should wath what I tell Kiyomitsu-kun from now on......*Puts Kashuu down and then sits next to Sainwa on the platform*

Kashuu: Yeah and that means not calling me an old man from now on!!!!! Only Mikazuki is called that now a days!

Mikazuki: True. *Smiles*

*Sayo then returns into the room and arrives with Imanotsurugi and Iwatooshi*

Imanotsurugi: Sainwa!!!!! We got the water guns that you asked for!!!!!

*Mikazuki and Kogitsunemaru then put the water bins down.*

Sainwa: Fill 'em up boys!!!!!

*30 minutes later*

Ishikirimaru: Well Sainwa...this is certainly the highlight of everyones weekend.

Sainwa: Excatly what I planned! It was a sucess!!! Everyones having fun!!! Even Mikazuki joined for a change!!!

Midare: *In the distance* No!!!!!!! Yaegan, Goktai, Atsushi!!!!!! You'll get me all wet!!!!!!! *runs past Sanwa and Ishikirimaru with his handsin front of him and crying, while his brothers (?) and best friend chase him with water guns in their hands.*

Ishikirimaru: Do you wanna stop them?????

Sainwa: Nope! Let them try all they want to get Midare wet, its not gonna happen, he'll cry his way out. That's a fact. *Turns her head to see Mikazuki, Kogitsunemaru, Imanotsurugi, and Iwatooshi spraying each other with water guns and throwing bins of water at each other. Then Kogitsunemaru gets sprayed in the face by Imanotsurugi*

Sainwa and Ishikirimaru: Oh!!!!! That's gonna leave a mark!

Imanotsuguri: Iwatooshi!!!!! I got Kogitsunemaru!!!!!

Iwatooshi: He deserves it anyways.

Shishiou: *In the distance* Tsurumaru!!!!!!!! Stop!!!!!! I can't breath right!!!!!!!

Tsurumaru: You're the one that wanted to get wet! Not me!!!! *laughes*

Sayo: *sits next to Sainwa and pulls his ponytail out* Best....Water......Gun.....fight......EVER!!!!!!!!!!

Sainwa: Who got you all wet?? *Giggles*

Sayo: Those two. *ponts to Kashuu and Yamatonokami running straight for him, Sainwa, and Ishikirimaru*

Yamato: Kashuu!!!!!!!! You're mine!!!!!!! I've got you cornered!!!!!!

*Everyone then stops shooting and throwing water at each other and looks at the two males*

Midare: I'M FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Everyone then watches as the boy runs across the room and puss out their water guns and shoots them at him.*

Midare: DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS RUINED MY NEW SKIRT AND MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!!!

*Everyone then scatters upon hearing him scream that and runs for their lives*

Sainwa: Well then............guess I was wrong then......Midare got soaked. *Giggles*

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Hi there!!!! I'd just like to thank you for reading and please suggest future randomness for me to write about!!!!!

I'd just like to introduce myself quickly! I'm Ari Lynn and I'm the creator of this book!!!!! I'm a huge Touken Ranbu fan and I decide to make this, as there aren't that many Touken Ranbu books in English on here!

My favorite Touken Ranbu characters are Mikazuki, Imanotsuguri, Kashuu, yamato, Midare, Yaegn, and Gokotai! Let me know who's your favorites and why you like Touken Ranbu! Hope you guys enjoyed!