Touken Ranbu Randomness + Cracks!

The Boys As Girls?!?

A/n ok so I'm bored........the first think I thought of was my gender and Touken Ranbu and this happened then.........enjoy.

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Sainwa: *on the phone with her grandpa* Grandpa I haven't seen any of the boys today and I'm starting to worry if they purposely left me...........is the even physically possible for them?!? *she then hears a huge crash from behind her bedroom's door* on second thought.......I'm gonna let u go fir a little while.........I think someone's listening to my conversation and I think it might be.......

Grandpa: Kashuu..... I know I know. Go and seed your boyfriend already.

Sainwa: *blushes* H-hes not my boyfriend!!! I don't have one yet!!! Don't jump to conclusions!! He's only my best friend!! I gotta ho now! Love u!! Bye!! *she then hangs up the phone drops it in her bed and walks over to her sliding door and opens it*

*outside of the door*

Midare: Guys u know she's gonna find u when your right behind her door........right?

Kashuu: *higher than normal pitched voice* yes now shush!!!!

Sainwa: *from the other side of the door* Kashuu??

Yamato: *higher pitched voice as well* SCATTER!!!!!!!!!!!

*Sainwa then opens the door of her room to see the boys scattering and staring at her with scare faces. She then looks every one of them that are there up and down and realizes something*

Sainwa: Um.................am I missing a puzzle piece somewhere..................Kashuu has breast now............ Yamato's hair is even longer than before...........Imano is wearing way to much makeup...........and Jiji is wearing a girls kimono............should I be alarmed??

Kashuu: You forgot that everyone is also wearing a skirt as well now!!

Sainwa: Yeah...........but Kashuu's breast is bigger than mine!!!!!!!!!! How is that even possible?!?!? I thought you all were boys!!!!!!

Jiji: *laughs.* she's gonna burst in 3....

Hotaru: 2!!!!!!

Yagen: Souza.....u say it.

Souza: 1!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sainwa: YOU ALL HAVE BEEN FOOLING ME THIS WHOLE TIME?!?!?!? WHAT THE HELL!!!!!! THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!!!!!! I SWEAR THE OTHER DAY I SAW KASHUU SHORYLESS AND HE DIDN'T HAVE BREAST BEFORE AND HE WASN'T BOUND BY ANYTHING!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN GOING ON NOW!!!!!!!!?????!?!

Kashuu: When did u see me topless??? I don't remember that........did u peak?!!!?!

Sainwa: Not the point!!!!!! How r u all girls all of a sudden!!!!

*all fingers point to Midare*

Midare: Hihi!! *smiles and waves his hands*

Sainwa: Nani??? He did it??

Yagen: Correction......she did it..........Midare got his wish of being a girl........but changed us all as well.........

Shishiou: the hell dude!!!! I dont wanna be a girl for the rest of my life!!!

Midare: relax!! It wears off of the others who don't wish to be a girl after a few hours!!! Its a good curse anyways! Not a bad one!! It will wear off of everyone by tomorrow at the latest.

Kashuu: Yay!!!!!! I can taunt Sainwa with my breast size until then!!! *smiles but is soon slapped in the face by sainwa*

Everyone else: Oh!!!!!!

Akita: That's gonna leave a mark.......

Maeda: Well said sis......well said.

Hirano: I wanna be a bit again tho!!!!!! I don't like seeing this much cleavage from the elders!!!!!!! Jiji cover up your top thank u!!!!!

Jiji: But the bad part is covered.......what's wrong with a little cleavage.......or are u jealous u pancake.

Maeda: Don't insult my bro.....sister like that!!!!!!!

Jiji: And what r u gonna do about it. *laughs*

Maeda: *charges at him with his sword*

Kogi: *standing there carelessly next yo Jiji and puts his sword in front of the older male and blocks the younger ones attack* I wouldn't do that if I were u.

Sainwa: Settle down everyone!!!! Its only temporary anyways and Hirano is right Mika-kun.........it looks like with the wrong move everything's gonna fall out.........I can get u a better fitting kimono until u return to a male again if that helps.

Jiji: I'd like that. *shuffles over into Sainwas room and takes refuge on her futon while trying not to have a spill of u know what.*

Kashuu: Oh oh can I wear some of Sainwas clothing as well?!?

Midare: Oh oh oh!!! Me to me to!!!!!!

Sainwa: As long as nine of u go in my top dresser drawer I'm fine  with it. It'll pass time until u become boys again anyways.

*and so the bots that want to dress as girls have fun dressing as Sainwa or close to her anyways until they return back yo males.......Kashuu and Midare were the last to return back to their genders if u must know, xD*

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Well.........this was weird........hope u liked!! ^^