I finally figured out why life is so fucked up ... Microsoft is in charge of the programming. It honestly explains so damn much!
Like why you can do something sixteen times in a row perfectly fine and it works without incident and then the seventeenth time you fall flat on your face and injure yourself horribly.
Because it's a Microsoft error.
Or why nothing works the way you expect it too or the way it was described to you by others.
This ... this is exactly why life is screwed up. There is some Microsoft computer nerd sitting at a terminal somewhere in a deep dark basement controlling all da shit and we are all screwed.
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It's the Matrix. Only worse because it's reality.
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