Call #3

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"So I have a question for you."

"Spill."

"Do you go to my school?"

"Fine. No. I do not. My friend does, and so I asked him who hanged out with this chick you thought I was but I forgot her name."

"Even if I did tell you her name lots of people have that name. And she has lots of friends."

"So....About last night?"

"I don't wanna talk about it."

"Can I at least ask how she died?"

"NO!"

"Well then let's start with the basics. What's your favorite color?"

"...Blue. Yours?"

"Black like my coffee and soul."

"Wow."

"You love me."

"I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU!"

"You love me none the less."

"Yes baby I am so in love with you let's get married."

"How many kids?"

"I'm not having kids."

"And why not?"

"Lots of reasons."

"Such as?"

"Childbirth."

"Childbirth?"

"Yep."

"Okay. Then we will adopt."

"Adopt?"

"Hell ya!"

"Okay..."

*snickers* "I'm planning my future with a stranger."

"I'm not a stranger I know you're favorite color."

"Wow."

"YES!!!!"

"So when are you gonna tell me your name?"

"When you tell me your name, sign, address, birthday, and credit card nimber."

"Ill tell you my sign. That's it."

"Okay. What is it?"

"Sagitarius. Yours?"

"You'll never know!"

"You little-"

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