"So that was fun."
"I'm taking Wendy tomorrow."
"NOOO!"
"I WANNA SPEND TIME WITH MY DAUGHTER!"
"IM GOING TO DIVORCE YOU!"
"WE ARENT MARRIED!"
"WE ARE NOW!"
"OKAY!"
"WE TOTALLY JUST GOT MARRIED!"
"WE JUST GOT DIVORCED THOUGH!"
"BABY PLEASE DONT LEAVE ME!"
"YOU'RE DIVORCING ME!"
"Are you getting weird stares?"
"I'm literally in Target and this girl is glaring at me."
"Flip her off."
"She is approaching me help."
"I send help."
"Excuse me sir. I just wanted to alert you that you're very attractive and I would love to meet for coffee sometime."
"Oh my God."
"Unfortunately, I Don't think my wife would appreciate me leaving our daughter with her that long by herself. Thanks anyways!"
"Oh um... bye."
"Bye!"
"I am deceased. DECEASED!"
"What were you saying?"
"Did you actually just do that?"
"YES!"
''Im very deceased."
"Don't widow me!"
"I'm coming over with Wendy."
"Okay. I'll buy Jelly Beans and Skittles."
"And get cat treats for Wendy!"
"Alright. Love you!
"Love you too!"
-call ended-
"Wait."
"What?"
YOU ARE READING
Jelly Bean and Skittles
Storie d'amoreCover: @lovemesomesalvator SEQUEL TO MR. TOUCHE AND PRANK GIRL SPOILERS IN BOOK. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE NOT READ MR. TOUCHE AND PRANK GIRL IF YOU PLAN ON READING THAT STORY! -------------------------------------------------------- "Forget about me...
