"GUESS WHAT!"
"Oh no."
"GUESS!"
"You got into your dream college?"
"Nope."
"You're getting married?"
"Not yet. Wink wink."
"Did you just verbally say wink wink to me."
"Yep!"
"You, sir, need to go get help."
"Keep guessing!"
"You're pregnant! And it's twins! You're gonna name them Martha and Nick and Martha will grow up to be a stripper and Nick will be a drug dealer!"
"How'd you know!"
"Spot on!"
"Yay!"
"No. Really what is it?"
"Three more days till my birthday!"
"Martha must be excited!"
"I don't think your dad would appreciate his granddaughter and grandson being a stripper and drug dealer."
"Wait wha-"
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