THE UNEXPECTED. | K.JD [✓]

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one ; kim jongdae

i was currently in a group chat with all the other members because we were spending our breaks separately with our families.

cokaine:
yeah but some fans out there
are hoT

kyungsoup:
whatthefuck

real__pcy:
its kinda true

real__pcy:
theres this one girl on here its like
a fan page or smth but she posts pics
of herself too

real__pcy:
shes hot

junmoney:
why arent you people sleeping yet
its like 2am

minsocks:
bc we are grown men

kitchen:
says the one who has the un
'minsocks'

minsocks:
well 'minsucc' was taken so

oohsehun:
u guys shldnt be using ur secret
instagram accs its dangerous

baekhyunee_exo:
yeah thats true

kitchen:
just bc yall have blue check marks
next to ur names it doesnt mean
ur special :-///

oohsehun:
y u roastin us hyung :-((

kitchen:
bc its fun lol

cokaine:
yo chen

kitchen:
wot

cokaine:
i dare you to dm that one girl chanyeol
was talking about

kitchen:
why tho

cokaine:
idk lmao

cokaine:
but pretend ur a normal fan that stans
chen

kitchen:
what do i say omg

cokaine:
any pickup line lol

kitchen:
o god ok

zyxzjs:
do the r u google bc u hav everything
im searchin 4

kitchen:
hAHAHAHA OMG THATS GOLD

zyxzjs:
old is gold :")

kitchen:
i'll start now wish me luck yall

real__pcy:
get some nudes too

kitchen:
nOpe

real__pcy:
:-///

kitchen:
wAIT WHAT SHOULD MY
NAME BE

real__pcy:
betty crocker

kitchen:
wtf no

cokaine:
idk chaewon or smth like that

kitchen:
okok chaewon it is

zyxzjs:
get nudes

kitchen:
bye.

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yEET first chap is here hxjsgsjsh i hope u like it :-)))
also im laff @ the gif

-sami