three ; kim jongdae
daelighted:
ok but fr how old are youkitchen:
69 i told u alreadydaelighted:
k byekitchen:
nO wAIT OK IM 23daelighted:
oHmygOD UNNIE AFkitchen:
ur so smol omg u just turned 19daelighted:
i may be smol but this attitude aintkitchen:
i may be short but this dick aint"shit," i curse to myself as my eyes widen. i try to find the delete message button, then i realize that minji would still be able to read it. "stupid jongdae."
daelighted:
wotkitchen:
jKS I DONT HAVE A DICK HAHA"smooth, chen." i nod to myself in approval.
daelighted:
so where do you live?i quickly switch back to the exo group chat and start to type.
kitchen:
whERE DO I LIVEcokain:
in my asskyungsoup:
watcokain:
nothingkitchen:
hURRY WHERE DO I LIVEoohsehun:
in jongin's assreal__pcy:
^^^baekhyunee_exo:
busan ?? does it even matter ??kitchen:
okok busan it iszyxzjs:
i thot u lived in jongin's asscokain:
okay the joke got oldzyxzjs:
old like junmyeonjunmoney:
pardon ????zyxzjs:
kiDDING HYUNG HAHA.junmoney:
i though soi click the back button and tap on me and minji's messages.
kitchen:
busan (: wbu ?daelighted:
oooooh cooldaelighted:
i live in seoulkitchen:
exo is having a concert there in
like two months i thinkdaelighted:
omfg reAlly ?? they haven't posted
their concert dates yet i don't thinki sigh, slapping my palm against my forehead repeatedly, "why do i keep doing this."
kitchen:
i mean im just guessing so idkdaelighted:
ohh okay that'd be so cool if i
would be able to go if they do
have a concertdaelighted:
hopefully my boyfriend will let mekitchen:
oh u have a boyfriend omg
whats his namedaelighted:
jiwoonkitchen:
awh thats nice (:daelighted:
meh not rlykitchen:
wdym famdaelighted:
i have this strange feeling that he's
cheating on me idk maybe im just
overreactingkitchen:
you should ask himdaelighted:
wtf i cant just ask himdaelighted:
i'll ask my bff hyerin to look into itdaelighted:
she's a pro at spyingkitchen:
omg okay coolkitchen:
anyway its getting late you
should get some sleepdaelighted:
okay, you too thokitchen:
ofc (: night, minjidaelighted:
gnight chaewon !//
heyooo hope you like this chapter even tho im not funny ahaahah
-sami
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Fanfictionin which kim jongdae messages a chen stan on instagram as a dare and poses as a girl who also stans chen. ©virjins 2016 highest rank :: #102 in humor (before getting re-categorized)