eighteen ; kim jongdae
real__pcy:
yo ugli send me that
giraffe memechickenchenders:
i don't have it anymorereal__pcy:
whAt why :-(((chickenchenders:
bc it on my other accreal__pcy:
well then sign ur ass
into that old acc and
get that fucking giraffe
memechickenchenders:
okay damn chilly ur
willyso there i was, signing out of my fake instagram account and signing into my faker one. i sigh, seeing tons of dm notifications on the top right corner of my screen. dumbasses probably forgot to delete my name from the group chat, or maybe it's random people telling me to check out their mixtape. refreshing the page for no absolute reason, the first post that shows up catches my eye: a food tutorial video.
"how to make pizza popcorn, whaaaaat?" i smiled in amazement as the random hands kneaded the pizza dough, took a piece of it and formed it into a small ball. they grabbed a tiny cube of mozzarella cheese along with a miniature pepperoni slice, then putting those two into the small piece of pizza dough as they rolled it to form a sphere. they baked it and topped it with parmesan cheese, leaving my mouth water as they broke it apart to show the viewers how the cheese spread magnificently.
"damn." i breathed out, double tapping the video.
anyway, back to finding the giraffe meme. i search through the "liked posts" folder and scrolled down for ages until i finally found it. i screenshot the image before heading back to the homepage, seeing a new direct message. curiosity taking over me, i decide to take a look at who messaged me.
spittinfire420man:
AYO FAM CHECK OUT MY
FIRE MIXTAPE 🔥💸💯
YOU WON'T REGRET IT 😎i roll my eyes and exit my dms, only to hear another ding~!
i do not want to hear your fucking mixtape.
daelighted:
chAEWON DO U HAVE
WIFIoh... this is bad. why did i click on the message?
kitchen:
bARELY FUJEDHUFkitchen:
i hope ur doing well !!daelighted:
are you still in kenya?kitchen:
ya ofc whydaelighted:
bc it says that u were
in seoul 10 mins agokitchen:
whatkitchen:
are u stalking medaelighted:
nO omg u probably
hit the location button
on accident
(a/n: let's just say there's a location button okay ehdnfkj it'll make things easier for me thx)kitchen:
odaelighted:
so ur not in kenya ??kitchen:
sig no :-//daelighted:
and u lied just now
because...??kitchen:
,,,idkdaelighted:
if u dont wanna talk
to me then its fine reallydaelighted:
i wont be mad i'd
understandkitchen:
nO omg it's not that i
swearkitchen:
it's just that i've been
rly busy latelydaelighted:
oh okaydaelighted:
so i guess we'll talk
another timekitchen:
well im not busy rn (:daelighted:
omG lit hfiejhjeuhgdaelighted:
theres so much to tell
you !!will she spill about talking to the real me?
kitchen:
ayE like whATdaelighted:
hyerin caught jiwoon
cheating on her with
some random girl and
she came crying to mekitchen:
omfg did u forgive herdaelighted:
after she apologized for a
month straight then yeah
eventually i didkitchen:
yAy ur back to being
bestie friendies again !!daelighted:
yeeT !! i'm happy now (:kitchen:
awh well that's good :-))daelighted:
wbU ?? how was kenyakitchen:
kenya was lit even tho
there was no wifi sigdaelighted:
wAIT CHAEWONkitchen:
wHATdaelighted:
YOU'RE IN SEOUL RIGHTkitchen:
oMG YEdaelighted:
cAN WE MEETi think about this question for a while, hesitating as i type, then erase. i'm sick and tired of pretending to be "chaewon", but at the same time i'm afraid that minji might not want to speak to me ever again once i confess. i begin to type again, forcing myself to press "send" afterwards.
kitchen:
sure !! when and where?//
this felt so long bc of the pizza popcorn-sami
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Fanfictionin which kim jongdae messages a chen stan on instagram as a dare and poses as a girl who also stans chen. ©virjins 2016 highest rank :: #102 in humor (before getting re-categorized)