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sixteen ; park minji

i practically screamed once i read that message. kim jongdae, my ultimate bias, wants to get to know me? shaking, i take a deep breath to calm myself before typing in a reply.

"OMG THIS IS SO LIT !!"

no.

"I CANT BELIVE EYOU MESSAGED ME HFIEWHH"

no!

"dADDY HI"

absolutely not!

instead, i settled with a casual reply.

daelighted:
omG hey hi whats up

i stared at my phone, impatiently waiting for a reply, or to even see him typing. i waited for about two minutes, eventually giving up afterwards. maybe he's busy. maybe he's eating. maybe--

ding~!

i grab my phone, eyes as wide as saucers when i see that he replied.

chickenchenders:
nothing much (: just at
the mall

daelighted:
oh, cool! having fun??

chickenchenders:
no

daelighted:
o why not

chickenchenders:
bc baldyeol is here

daelighted:
bAldyeol im--

chickenchenders:
--not bald like chanyeol

daelighted:
is chanyeol really that
bald tho

chickenchenders:
yes look

chickenchenders:

daelighted:
jonGDAE IM--

chickenchenders:
--nOT BALD LIKE CHANYEOL 

daelighted:
where do u even find
pics like this

chickenchenders:
sehun makes them

daelighted:
omFG

daelighted:
this is so funny

chickenchenders:
sehun is the meme
maker and chanyeol
is the meme stealer smh

daelighted:
yall are smth else omg

daelighted:
it must be lit to live in
a house full of friends

chickenchenders:
friends more like exo
plus chanyeol

daelighted:
why u gotta be mean
to chanyeol tho

chickenchenders:
bC it fun

chickenchenders:
try it

daelighted:
nah im good fam

chickenchenders:
fAm did u just--

chickenchenders:
u just fam-zoned me
<////3

daelighted:
omg well soRry

chickenchenders:
hey u wanna hear a funny
joke

daelighted:
sure i can use one of
those

chickenchenders:
what do u call a duck that
steals

daelighted:
omg idk wht

chickenchenders:
a rOBBER DUCKY

chickenchenders:
GET IT

daelighted:
that wasn't funny

daelighted:
try again

to be honest, it had me laughing a lot, and i wanted to read another one from him.

chickenchenders:
o ok

chickenchenders:
why dont animals play
poker in the jungle

daelighted:
idk why

chickenchenders:
toO MANY CHEETAHS

daelighted:
omF ANOTHER ONE

chickenchenders:
WAS THAT FUNNY

daelighted:
no

chickenchenders:
okay fine

chickenchenders:
why didn't the toilet
paper cross the road

daelighted:
uMm idk why

chickenchenders:
bC IT GOT STUCK IN A
CRACK

daelighted:
eW JONGDAE FXSJCDF

daelighted:
I CHOKED ON MY WATER

chickenchenders:
HDIKSHNF SORRY

daelighted:
lmAo its okay im fine

chickenchenders:
gucci mane

daelighted:
isnt gucci mane dead

chickenchenders:
no omg he just got out
of jail

chickenchenders:
he got abs too

daelighted:
what

chickenchenders:
gucci mane got abs
while he was in jail

daelighted:
whY are u like this

chickenchenders:
why arent yoU

daelighted:
idK dhwsjh

daelighted:
so like

daelighted:
are we friends now
or smth

chickenchenders:
no

chickenchenders:
we are bestie friendies

daelighted:
what are u 5

chickenchenders:
5 feet long ye

daelighted:
height wise or

chickenchenders:
HJHGUGFHX

chickenchenders:
bye

//
im honestly losing inspiration on this someone help me make this funnier pls and thank

-sami