Kik, Cute Boys, and Other Cringeworthy Things

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Kenyoustop: GUYS I AM IN A PREDICAMENT

JustinBeebo: Kenny its been three days, how can you already have a problem?

Kenyoustop: SHUT

Kenyoustop: I get in trouble easily, is it that big a deal?!

JustinBeebo: Yes

Dillydallon: Yes

Kenyoustop: I mean I would've told you guys in person, but when I went to Erin's house NOBODY WAS THERE

fobsessedchick: YOU WENT TO MY HOUSE UNANNOUNCED???!!!

Kenyoustop: Uh

Kenyoustop: ANGRY BITCH ALERT GOTTA BLAST

Dillydallon: Kenny just tell us what's wrong

Kenyoustop: Not until you n00bs tell me where tf you are

JustinBeebo: O yeah, we forgot to tell you

JustinBeebo: We tagged along on Dan and Phil's honeymoon to Myrtle Beach

Kenyoustop: YOU DID WHAT

JustinBeebo: ANGRY KENNY ALERT GOTTA BLAST

JustinBeebo: OW DALLON PULLED ME BACK BY THE COLLAR AND IT FKING HUUUUUURT

Dillydallon: Alright Ken, your turn

Kenyoustop: Well you know how you two are so set on convincing ppl that Brallon is a bunch of stage gay but you keep being gay irl anyway?

JustinBeebo: IM BI, KENNETH

Dillydallon: Yes?

Kenyoustop: My friend and I were out on the back porch drinking and reminiscing of the good old days when all of a sudden he turned to me and said "I really like you bro, you're so easy and relatable" and he kinda sort of kissed me

Kenyoustop: And I kinda sort of kissed him back

Kenyoustop: I am having a sexuality crisis HELP

JustinBeebo: Was it the back porch of a church

JustinBeebo: Bcuz if so you look like a hypocrite

Dillydallon: DAMMIT BRENDON THIS IS SERIOUS

Dillydallon: Kenny is questioning himself if he's gay for his childhood friend or not, and you're worried about him looking two-faced?!

JustinBeebo: Actually Dall, I am taking this /very/ seriously

JustinBeebo: I had the exact same problem when I was seven years old

Dillydallon: *exasperated* Omg

Kenyoustop: Omg what?

Dillydallon: He's gonna take us down memory lane, that's what

JustinBeebo: *starts playing 7 Years by Lukas Graham* When I was a smol child, I realized that I had a crush on a kid named Ryan Ross

Dillydallon: Here we go

JustinBeebo: Then in high school, I realized I also had a crush on a lovely young lady named Sarah

JustinBeebo: And so I deemed myself bisexual and wrote Girls/Girls/Boys, the end

Kenyoustop: *claps*

Dillydallon: How tf does that get us any closer to a solution

JustinBeebo: Idk, it just seemed appropriate for the time

Dillydallon: *slaps*

JustinBeebo: JUST SO YOU KNOW KEN HE ALSO DID THAT IRL

Kenyoustop: GUYS THIS IS NOT HELPING

Kenyoustop: IM HIDING IN THE DOWNSTAIRS BATHROOM BCUZ IM SO MORTIFIED

JustinBeebo: Well what happened after you kissed him?

Kenyoustop: *blushes* I kind of ran away

Dillydallon: Honey, that's not how you deal with your problems

JustinBeebo: Yeah, you face them head-on

Kenyoustop: Not when the problem is your longtime bro friend coming out to you while getting drunk!

Dillydallon: WAIT did you say he was drunk?

Kenyoustop: Yeah why

Dillydallon: Ken hes probs not even aware of what hes saying

Dillydallon: Wait until hes sober to question him

Kenyoustop: Yeah ur right

Kenyoustop: Hes probs gonna forget by tomorrow anyway

JustinBeebo: Attaboy, Kenneth

Kenyoustop: OMG HES AT THE DOOR RN

Kenyoustop: WHAT DO I SAY???!!!

Dillydallon: Tell him you needed to pee so badly you couldn't wait

JustinBeebo: Tell him you needed to puke bcuz his kiss was so gross

Dillydallon: BRENDON

JustinBeebo: *surrenders* I was kidding!

Kenyoustop: I OPENED THE DOOR AND HE ASKED ME WTF WAS GOING ON AND I SAID I REALIZED I WAS COLD AND RAN INSIDE TO STAND UNDER THE VENT IN THE BATHROOM TO GET WARM AGAIN

Kenyoustop: I THINK HE BOUGHT IT

JustinBeebo: Crisis averted.

Dillydallon: Good job Ken

Kenyoustop: Thanks g

Dillydallon: Whos g

Kenyoustop: GUYS WE HAVE A PROBLEM AGAIN

Kenyoustop: I WAS TRYING TO TYPE 'Thanks guys' BUT HE SNATCHED MY PHONE AND READ OUR CONVERSATION

Kenyoustop: OUR /ENTIRE/ CONVERSATION

JustinBeebo: OH SHIT (oh shit)

Dillydallon: STOP BEING A MEME BREN

Kenyoustop: HE KNOWS I WAS WEIRDED OUT BY THE KISS

Kenyoustop: HES REALLY MAD NOW BCUZ HE THINKS I DONT TRUST HIM

Kenyoustop: HES PROBS GONNA SEND ME BACK TO LA

Dillydallon: KENNY NO

Kenyoustop: DALLON YES

JustinBeebo: We wanted to come back to NC to see your beautiful smiling face

Kenyoustop: Awwww

Kenyoustop: But thats beside the point, WHAT DO

JustinBeebo: Well, is it too late now to say sorry?

Kenyoustop: *shakes head* It's too late to apologize

Dillydallon: Stop quoting songs, you two

Dillydallon: Just be 100% honest Ken

Dillydallon: Tell him the kiss was awkward and you're sorry you overreacted and didn't tell him sooner

Kenyoustop: What if he doesn't listen to me?!

JustinBeebo: You might have to figure that out for yourself, Ken

JustinBeebo: Dan and Phil want to take us to the Skywheel and they're getting impatient

Kenyoustop: What about you, Dall?

Kenyoustop: Any solutions?

Kenyoustop: Hello?

Kenyoustop: Well fuck you both then