*One year later at Kenny and Andy's wedding*
Kenyoustop: OMG GUYS I CANT BELIEVE IT
Kenyoustop: I JUST GOT MARRIED TO THE MAN OF MY DREAMS
AndthenI...: Pls come to the reception, we don't want to be lonely
JustinBeebo: Fuck you guys, Im tired af
JustinBeebo: Im goin home bitches
Kenyoustop: BRENDON BOYD URIE
Kenyoustop: YOU ARE NOT MISSING YOUR BRO FRIEND'S GAY AF RECEPTION AFTER HIS GAY AF WEDDING
JustinBeebo: Ffs Kenneth, I was kidding
JustinBeebo: Ofc Im coming to ur gay af reception
Dillydallon: Same
Kenyoustop: What about the Kik fam?
fobsessedchick: Kenny wym, we've been here the entire time
Kenyoustop: O hi
marioselman: Guess who found the liquor cabinet and drank a shitload of booze
Theylovearii: Oh no
Theylovearii: PLEASE tell me it wasn't Ar
Bruhitszach: I'll give you two hints
Bruhitszach: It starts with a baby and ends with an Ariel
marioselman: And she's underage
Theylovearii: Why do I even hope?
babyariel: TI WSA MEEEEEEEE
babyariel: I HADS ALCOL FR TEH FRIST TIEM
Bruhitszach: *shrugs* We tried to stop her
marioselman: My dog can vouch for us
babyariel: I FOUN TEH BOOOOOOOOS
babyariel: EET WSA LOCKT AWEH LIEK ADEM LIVEEEEEEN
Theylovearii: Ok, I'll admit I'm /very/ disappointed in you boys
Theylovearii: But the fact that Ariel can still make pop culture references while drunk is hilarious
Theylovearii: Just make sure she doesn't do anything PG-13 to the ice sculpture
JustinBeebo: More like R, amirite Dalpal?
Parttimelow: Jfc, that would be worse than my own wedding
JustinBeebo: Yeah, when Dallon broke his
JustinBeebo: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Dillydallon: You'll get it back after the reception
JustinBeebo: Fuck you
Dillydallon: Nice last words, Beebo
babyariel: OGM I LVU THI SING
babyariel: WERKWERKWERKWERKWERKWERK
marioselman: When a drunk Ariel can sing better than a sober Rihanna
Theylovearii: I hate how much I'm enjoying this
Theylovearii: FFS ZACH STOP FILMING HER
marioselman: OH SHIT SHE THREW HIS PHONE
Humanmeme: RIP Zach's phone, too
babyariel: WOH TF ELS BROK THER PHON
Theylovearii: AR YOU WERE THERE
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Kik, Cute Boys, and Other Cringeworthy Things
FanfictionAll hell breaks loose when five teenage girls acquire a strange Kik username and end up befriending a bunch of crazy emos. Cover courtesy of Alessia Cara's "Here" lyric video.
