Kik, Cute Boys, and Other Cringeworthy Things

9

*Timeskip to later that night, after everyone has arrived at the party*

(*Scene best accompanied by the song Poppin' Champagne by All Time Low*)

By eleven PM, the hotel party was in full swing: Lele and Amanda's Viner friends, Gabbie and Thomas, were over by the punch bowl, laughing and loitering; Ariel and Arii were in the corner with their guy friends, Mario and Zach, making Musical.lys; Brendon and Dallon were making bowties out of empty candy wrappers, Nunya was teaching Lele and Amanda how to take Pixi Stix shots, Jack and Alex were sitting in front of the TV, more interested in each other than the actual movie; Dan and Phil had fallen asleep cuddling in one of the beanbag chairs, Tyler and Josh were explaining their zebra painting service to the guys of what was once My Chemical Romance, Erin was asking the guys of Fall Out Boy a zillion billion questions, and Olivia, Colleen, and Zira were testing out the glowing jump rope they had gotten at the gift shop before Ariel's meltdown.

Everyone was so busy with what they were doing, they forgot about the movie entirely, so when it ended, Gabbie suggested they ditch the movie marathon entirely and go down to the pool instead.

ThomasSVines: But we don't have our bathing suits

JustinBeebo: SKINNY DIPPING

Dillydallon: BRENDON

JustinBeebo: What

AmandaCVines: SWIM FULLY CLOTHED

fobsessedchick: YEAH

collxkelly: NO

collxkelly: DO YOU WANT ME TO FKING DROWN

JustinBeebo: RUN AROUND THE LOBBY NAKED

Dillydallon: THATS EVEN WORSE

ThomasSVines: NO NUDITY IN MY LOBBY

GabbieShowVines: PRNDL

ImStumped: HOW ABOUT WE JUST RELAX AND LISTEN TO THE RADIO

ImStumped: WOULD YOU LIKE AM OR FMMMMMM?

LeleVines: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY, STOP BEING SUCH MEEEEEEEMES

fobsessedchick: WE'RE GOIN DOWN DOWN INANEARLIERROUND

YEETWentz: THOSE ARENT WORDS ERIN

fobsessedchick: Thanks Pete

Bruhitszach: This is madness

babyariel: No

babyariel: THIS IS SPARTA

Theylovearii: We've lost them bruh

marioselman: They've crossed over to the dark side

JustinBeebo: Wym, the dark side is FUCKING AWESOME

Dillydallon: It has cupcakes

Dillydallon: Not that I'd know or anything

Kenyoustop: It also has memes

Kenyoustop: Really dank memes

JustinBeebo: /Really/ dank memes?

Kenyoustop: Only the dankest

Kenyoustop: And the dankest of them all is standing right behind you

Everyone turned around to see Kenny standing behind them.

Kenyoustop: Surprise bitches

Kenyoustop: I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me

Brendon and Dallon ran into his arms crying, while everybody else filmed the precious moment with their phone cameras.