KristennotStewart: OMG I AM NEVER INVITING YOU GUYS OVER AGAIN
YEETWentz: Yo, wtf happened?
FrosephFroman: We were dropping Kenny and Andy off at the airport for their flight to Hawaii, dafuq happened?
KristennotStewart: NUNYA DUNKED THEIR HEAD IN THE FISH TANK
KristennotStewart: My mom got home and asked why there were ppl over and Nunners shouted "WE CAME TO SACRIFICE TO SATAN"
KristennotStewart: Mom told me my friends needed Jesus, which caused Nunya to cut in and shout "WHO NEEDS JESUS WHEN YOU HAVE THE DEVIL" and then they DUNKED THEIR HEAD IN THE FISH TANK
YEETWentz: Well that escalated quickly
KristennotStewart: MOM IS NEVER LETTING ME HAVE FRIENDS OVER AGAIN THANKS GUYS
fobsessedchick: Well you can still come to NC, right?
KristennotStewart: Idek man
KristennotStewart: Im grounded for a good full month
fobsessedchick: Fuck dat shit, Im sneaking in to help you clean up
fobsessedchick: Ur mom totally trusts me
fobsessedchick: I think
KristennotStewart: -_-
fobsessedchick: Love you too, girl
Breadbin: WAIT WHAT
Breadbin: Idk if that's a platonic ily or not, but WHEN DID YOU TWO BECOME A THING
fobsessedchick: Relax Bren, we're not lesbians
Breadbin: OH THANK FUCK
Breadbin: Dallon isn't here to censor meeeeeee
Breadbin: I can say whatever the fuck I wa
Breadbin: ALEX I S2G
Alltimehigh: Join the club
Parttimelow: I have two. phones.
Alltimehigh: NO
Parttimelow: One from my Jack, and one from Beebo
Alltimehigh: HE IS SINGING IT IRL SOMEONE SAVE ME
AmandaCVines: DONT WORRY BB IM COMING
Alltimehigh: I AM NOT UR BB
AmandaCVines: YOU ARE NOW
LeleVines: ITS ONLY FAIR BCUZ ALEX IS MY BB
Parttimelow: I AM MARRIED WHEN TF DID I BECOME LELE PONS' BB
GabbieShowVines: I NEED A BB
Parttimelow: ZACK MERRICK IS A SINGLE PRINGLE READY TO MINGLE, I CAN HOOK YOU UP WITH HIM
GabbieShowVines: OMG THANK YOU
GabbieShowVines: I COULD FKING KISS YOU
ThomasSVines: EXCUSE YOU BUT I AM ALSO IN THE FOREVER ALONE CLUB WITH GABBIE
GabbieShowVines: EXCUSE YOU BUT FROM THE WAY YOU WERE FLIRTING WITH TYLER LAST NIGHT I BEG TO DIFFER
Parttimelow: IS NOBODY GONNA TAKE RIAN AS THEIR MAN BCUZ IF NOT IM GONNA SELL HIM ON EBAY
Alltimehigh: ALEXANDER GASKARTH THAT IS MFKING SLAVERY
Parttimelow: NOT IF HIS DESCRIPTION SAYS "IN DESPERATE NEED OF A GF"
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Kik, Cute Boys, and Other Cringeworthy Things
FanficAll hell breaks loose when five teenage girls acquire a strange Kik username and end up befriending a bunch of crazy emos. Cover courtesy of Alessia Cara's "Here" lyric video.
