fobsessedchick: KENNETH HARRIS WHERE TF ARE YOU
Kenyoustop: I'm right in front of the luggage carousel where tf are you
fobsessedchick: With your bro friend and his crazy ass family
fobsessedchick: I s2g, his kids are just
fobsessedchick: I don't even know, man.
Kenyoustop: No I mean where in the airport, this place is fking huge
fobsessedchick: Approaching the baggage claim
Kenyoustop: I SEE YOU
fobsessedchick: *fangirl squeal*
Kenyoustop: *fangirl squeal*
Erin, Nunya, Zira, Colleen, and Olivia all ran and jumped into Kenny's arms, screaming and attracting the attention of everyone in the vicinity. "I can't believe it's actually you!" Erin squealed.
"I can't believe it's actually you, either!" Kenny replied, squeezing the five girls into a giant bear hug.
They all broke apart, beaming from ear to ear. Zira held up the sign they had made last-minute, which was pretty good considering they threw it together in twenty minutes and dried the glitter into place with a hair dryer. "We kept our promise," she said while Colleen popped the champagne.
"Sweet; hopefully Brendon doesn't sue," Kenny chuckled.
Erin rolled her eyes. "He won't, if what I hear is true." (*Why are Kenny and I rhyming? WTF*)
JustinBeebo: BITCH YOU THOUGHT
"What does he mean we thought?" Olivia wondered aloud.
JustinBeebo: LOOK THE FUCK BEHIND YOU
Dillydallon: Bren you don't need to swear in every sentence
JustinBeebo: FUCK YOU
JustinBeebo: I AM MAKING A POINT
Kenny and the girls looked behind them, and what they saw practically knocked them all dead:
fobsessedchick: OH
fobsessedchick: MY
fobsessedchick: GOD
JustinBeebo: Surprise bitches
JustinBeebo: I bet you thought you'd seen the last of us
collxkelly: DUDE I LOVE THAT GAME
collxkelly: I DID A LETS PLAY OF IT ONCE AND IT WAS THE BOMB.COM (*Lol, no she didn't, I just wanted to make a pun*)
JustinBeebo: WRONG LAST OF US HOE
JustinBeebo: BUT ITS STILL AWESOME
Dillydallon: Bden used his celebrity status to negotiate us onto Kenny's plane
Dillydallon: So here we are
Kenyoustop: Oh /that's/ what you were doing
Kenyoustop: I thought I heard shouting coming from the waiting lounge while I was in one of the mini marts
Dillydallon: What were you doing at the mini mart?
Kenyoustop: Buying cupcakes
Kenyoustop: Obviously
Dillydallon: Dammit Kenny, you could've stopped madness from ensuing while Brendon argued with the ticket lady
Dillydallon: BUT NOPE, CUPCAKES ARE A MUST IN TRYING SITUATIONS
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Kik, Cute Boys, and Other Cringeworthy Things
FanficAll hell breaks loose when five teenage girls acquire a strange Kik username and end up befriending a bunch of crazy emos. Cover courtesy of Alessia Cara's "Here" lyric video.