Kik, Cute Boys, and Other Cringeworthy Things

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fobsessedchick: Hey guys

fobsessedchick: How long has it been since we last texted the Panic guys?

collxkelly: Not 24 hours

collxkelly: Thats for sure

fobsessedchick: Should we try getting back to them?

collxkelly: Erin it's 5 am

collxkelly: Nobody is up but you

collxkelly: And thanks to you, me

collxkelly: Besides, they have a three hour time difference

collxkelly: Its like 2 am in LA rn

fobsessedchick: Well it doesn't hurt to try, right?

*Switch from plain old group chat to group chat with Panic*

fobsessedchick: *takes deep breath* GOOD FUCKING MORNING N00BS

JustinBeebo: Wth Erin

JustinBeebo: Its like 2 am here

collxkelly: Told you

fobsessedchick: Anybody else up?

JustinBeebo: Yes

JustinBeebo: My entire neighborhood and then some

Dillydallon: Thats bcuz your fking phone is at full volume

Dillydallon: The last thing I want to hear first thing in the morning is Lil Jon screaming TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

Dillydallon: Like I was in the other room and I could still hear it clear as day

JustinBeebo: How tf do you think I feel being right next to it

JustinBeebo: I legit fell out of bed it was so startling

fobsessedchick: Wait why is Dallon at ur house at 2 am

JustinBeebo: Um

JustinBeebo: Uh

JustinBeebo: ABORT MISSION THEYRE ONTO US DALPAL *leaps out window and dies on the ground*

Dillydallon: Oh pls it's not that big a deal

Dillydallon: His wife Sarah is having a girl's weekend with the other wives of the emo trinity and he needed company

fobsessedchick: Did you guys sleep together

Dillydallon: No but I showered again

Dillydallon: Bren joined me

JustinBeebo: DAMMIT DALLON THAT IS PRIVATE INFORMATION

Dillydallon: *shrugs* Well the cat's out of the bag now

JustinBeebo: Just bcuz I outed myself to five teenage girls doesn't mean that you should go around telling them personal stuff about me

Dillydallon: Bden, you've done pretty much everything under the sun on every social media site; I don't think there's any room left for imagination

fobsessedchick: You mean /fanfiction/

Dillydallon: That too

Kenyoustop: Wtf are you guys doing, it's 2 in the morning

JustinBeebo: Drinking

JustinBeebo: It's 5 o'clock somewhere

fobsessedchick: It's actually 5 o'clock here

JustinBeebo: O sweet

JustinBeebo: I was right

Dillydallon: We were actually just talking about Bren's sexuality