Vanilla Sex

Fucked

She was GRINDING against Billy.  Holy Shit, now she was LICKING Billy Fucking Ray.  She was licking him in public and asking him if they were going to have sex!  Hell no, this was ending now.  There was no way he was allowing this shit to happen; especially when she never made those types of offers to him, damn it. 

Brad pushed Vanessa away.  He winched in sympathy when he heard her crash into their table.  It wasn't her fault that Emma was here.  He was tempted to grab one of the whips in the other room and beat some sense into Emma.  Her mamma raised her better.  Hell, he left her because he really didn't want to corrupt her.  Not that he considered his lifestyle corrupt.  Well, maybe he did.  His parents always made him feel guilty about the choices he made.  He knew they wanted him to settle down with a nice girl, a girl like Emma, one who was sweet, smart and knew the meaning of family.   Hell, his family was Italian- Greek and that motion picture they released a few years ago "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" didn't even come close to the reality of his family.  They were scary.  They looked and acted like the mafia.  They wore pinstripe suites.  Settling things meant kicking someone's ass, unless that someone knew how to play pinochle then it was game on and the victim would be lucky if they still had a dollar in their pocket.    It was Sunday night dinners and coffee cakes.  It was a world away from how he saw himself.  His parents resisted seeing who he truly was.  He moved from New York to here to escape but they were slowly migrating here.  It was frustrating.  It was why he didn't date woman.  He had made an exception for Emma.  He felt bad after he totaled her car in a crash.  She was having a lousy day and then he came along and made it worst.  Not to mention that Guido (that was the name he had given the officer) was hitting on her like crazy.  He couldn't blame the dude; Emma was hot and she was dressed as Marilyn Monroe.  I mean who would not want to go out with a woman like that.  He figured he would buy her dinner, screw her brains out and move on.  Only thing was that Emma refused to go out with him.  After several tries he finally got her to agree to lunch.  So there he was sitting in Fucking Panera waiting for Marilyn to show up. 

You know there is something seriously fucked up it a girl asks you to take her to Panera for a meal.  Hello romantic? Not!  Social?  Yeah, if you want some Wi-Fi.  After waiting for 20 minutes he finally texted her "Where the hell are you?"  Within seconds of sending the text, he heard someone's phone beep the opening lines of Toxic.   Out of curiosity, he text a question mark and again heard the opening lines of Toxic starting.  Now a sane man would have run screaming from the restaurant.  No offense but can we say that she called it.   Instead, all that ran through his head was one night stand with a hot bade.  Sadly he did not see her blonde head anywhere but the ring tone was definitely coming from a woman in a suit sitting in a back corner.  It was the start of the strangest relationship in his life.

This whole club scene going on by the entrance was a primary example.  I mean she was probably dressed up as Marilyn Monroe to say FUCK YOU ASSHOLE or it could just as well be her being incognito so that this would not come back to haunt her.  You just never knew with her.  In the beginning, he was wondering how far she was going to let Billy Ray go.  Now he pretty sure she was drunk.  So he was going to do the decent thing and play Superman to her fucked up Louis Lane and just maybe if he was lucky his dick would get some action.

** If there are more typos in this then usually, I apologize. My computer was acting funky and not letting me edit a damn thing. It was like someone was playing a joke on me and trying to take over my computer. HHMMMM!!! I will be investigating several family members.