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Fuck Wonder Woman Give me Thor

The walk of shame or maybe it was the drive of shame! She had been lucky that someone was stepping off the elevator. A slightly older gentleman who had seem startled to see her.  Looking at the key card in his hand had made her realize that she had made one tiny mistake: this place was like Fort Knox during a terrorists attack. It was like trying to sneak into the damn White House, it was almost impossible.

Of course, the guy probably thought she was insane standing in the hallway in nothing more then a thin tee shirt. He had pulled off his expensive jacket (yep, definitely expensive, he had to have money if he lived in this building) and handed it to her. When she had shaken her head no, he gently wrapped it around her shoulders.

"Do you want me to take you somewhere?" He sounded like Richard Gere and Ian Somerhalder rolled into one. It was an extremely sexy voice. The type that could keep you up at night. The type that made you think of scenes from 5o Shades of Grey.

"Uber" she responded weakly. She really should swear off men. Her track record was worst then her gym attendance. It was bad, bad bad!  She  didn't want to start a conversation. She just wanted to leave as fast as humanly possible. Besides he was probably married.  Argh,  she need to stop looking.

"Ringless" her mind shouted. That was a good sign right? Stop looking, stop looking, stop looking.

He road down with her to the lobby and waived his keycard at the entrance. He started to pull out his wallet.  She placed her hand on his elbow halting his actions.  "I'll be okay.  Thank you for your help."
She shrugged out of the jacket, "here."

Just then her Urber driver pulled up.  He was right on time! His red Kai stuck out like a sore thumb in this expensive neighborhood.  He took one look at her and  then the money and jumped out of the car "Hey lady, if you're a hooker, you're not getting in my car.  I do not want any trouble.  No trouble you understand? No trouble.   No trouble. No trouble.  Do you hear me?"

Duh, with all his yelling the entire world probably heard.

"I'll take you home." The elevator guy offered.

"Lady you go home with your escort?" The Uber driver joined in with glee.

"Hey"

"I no want trouble, I get in trouble, I get deported. I can't get deport.  I have bills to pay and family to feed. You understand? No trouble.  No cops.  No hookers.  Sorry, you be a sexy lady but you are a big trouble."  The Uber driver said.

"But I paid"

"You hit refund lady, refund." and with those words ringing in her ear the Uber driver jumped into his Kia and drove away.  He drove away so fast that it left her wondering if he was training to be in the Daytona 500.

"There's a refund button?  There's no refund button."  Emma mumbled in confusion. What the fuck had just happened?  How did her life get so screwed up?

"Is there a refund button?"  She asked looking  at the the guy standing next to her with his money still out.  Shit, she probably did look like a hooker. Emma cautiously looked around praying there were no cops. Honestly, if this got out she would never hear the end of this. Sury and Kingsley would literally make her life a living hell.  The hooker jokes would be non stop.

"I wouldn't know, Miss.  I never used Uber."  He said staring at her.  Of course he never used Uber he probably had chauffeurs.

"I don't mean to pry but I think your ride just left. Would you please reconsider my offer. I promise that I have never ever been arrested." He said crossing his heart.

How about that, a guy with a sense of humor. She looked longingly in the direction the Kia had driven off.  Maybe this was her Cinderella moment. Her coach had turned  into a runaway Uber driver afraid of deportation and she had a handsome prince a/k/a the guy next to her offering a chariot that was a lot more luxurious.

"Thank you" she replied nodding her head in agreement. She needed to leave before the asshole realized she was truly gone. Which meant that she needed to escape now not 10 minutes from now.

He put his money away and resettled his jacket around her shoulders. He grabbed her hand and hustled her to a white Land Rover. He settled her into a cream color leather seat and buckled her in. It was strange having someone she didn't know taking such good care of her. There was probably something hideously wrong with him. He appeared to be in his late thirties or early forties. He had black hair with a minimum about of silver that made him appear sexy. His most striking features were his deep chocolate brown eyes that seem to sparkle with emotion and most importantly he wasn't wearing a ring. No she didn't want to get married but she did have standards that included not fucking someone else's husband. Shit, she was already thinking about screwing him.  Jesus, she needed a vacation.

As he got into the driver side, and started the vehicle he asked where she lived. His fingers hover over the built in gps unit waiting for her response. She knocked his hand away and entered her address. He smiled and put the car in gear. "By the way, I'm Xavier Santos"

She snorted, Oh course he would have to have a super villain type of name.

"Is there something wrong?"

"Only wondering if you're really a super villain instead of a super hero." When he gave a blank look she added "You know, Xavier Santos" she said in a deep  manly voice. "Please that has super villain written all over it."

"For your information Xavier was the leader of the X-Men."  He informed her.

"Read a lot of comics do you?"

"Not a lover super hero movies are you?"  Was his sharp comeback.

Yeah, the only one that was worth seeing was Thor and that was only because Chris Hemsworth was fucking awesome but she wasn't going to admit that shit out loud. 

"Wonder Woman is playing at the IMAX if your're interested?"

Wonder Woman, why the hell would she want to see Wonder Woman?  Was he asking her on a date?  Wait a minute, Chris Pine was in that.  Hmm,  he was almost as hot as Thor. 

"Are you asking me out to the movies?"

"Well somebody has to educate  your deplorable knowledge of super heroes.  I'll even splurge for dinner and if you are a good girl you might just get a dessert."  He chuckled.

"If you wear a cape you got a deal."

"I'm not wearing a cape but I will make it worth your while."  His eyes were sparkling with delight as though he was enjoying our conversation.

*****thank you behalfbanerjee18
Your comment made me comeback to this story.

Sorry for the long delay. Life got a little crazy. I was challenged to write something. I have been working on that story and I wanted to share it with everyone. I didn't publish it until now because I wanted to have some chapters done before I released it. I am not a big fan of waiting for updates. So the story was actually named by the Wattpad writer who challenged me:  The Beast is a Sex Addict. If you haven't guess by now it is a re-telling of Beauty And The Beast. Belle works at Walmart, Gaston is a cop, Clogworth is a yoga guru and the Beast just wants to be left alone.  I hope you will read it and comment.  In regards to the Wattpad user who initiated the challenge.  I will reveal said user when I finish the story- you better start writing or you'll own me big time!!!!