Vanilla Sex

Achy Breaky Heart

Chapter 33

Vanessa, Brad's girl the words keep repeating, over and over in her head. It was almost too much. Did Brad cheat on her? Did it matter? They were done, right? What was she missing?  Something was missing she was sure that something was missing.

"Don't worry honey, I won't let anything bad happen to you?" He said patting her hand as it rested against his solid, muscular chest.

Emma almost laughed at that. It seemed that something bad had happened to her. Her face was killing her and now she had a headache.

Just then the door to her room opened and another man stepped in. This one she recognized. This one oozed money and had designer clothes that definitely fitted.

"How's our girl?" He asked.

"Confused"

"Hmm baby, I am so sorry about all of this." He said to Emma.

"I really am. This is all my fault. I can't believe she did this." He said walking to the opposite side of her bed. He picked up her other hand and placed a gentle kiss on her palm. His lips felt warm and soft against her skin.
"What happened to me?"

Emma saw Xavier cringed. He didn't really want to tell her. "Please," she begged.

"She deserves to know." Yes, she agreed with this man who had claimed to be her husband. She stroked his chest in approval of his solidarity. His chest was warm and hard and well damn but she really like how it felt beneath her palm. Beside he didn't seem to have a problem with her lingering touch. He smiled at her and gave her a wink. The man was definitely charming. 

"Stop hitting on her Billy Ray," Xavier growled.

"Billy Ray?" She questioned.

"It's my real name," he stated proudly.

"We all know it's your real name. Your poor mom watched one too many episodes of Hanna Montana."

"My mom did not watch Hanna Montana," Billy Ray exclaimed. It was apparent that this was a long running argument between the two men.

"Just ignore the old man there." Bill Ray said with a wink.

"Old man?"

"I 'm just stating the facts." Billy Ray smirked.

"This old man is going to kick your achy breaky ass," Xavier growled.

Billy Ray laughed and said. "I'll like to see you try."

"Now my little angel, just forget about him. He's too old for you besides his sister is a first-class bitch. I personally think it's because she's a pixie. She took a nice chunk out of my ass one time, and it wasn't even enjoyable. I mean if someone is going to bite you there you should get some enjoyment, right? Anyway, I honestly think there is just something not right with that gal."

A growl echoed around the room. Emma was sure it came from Xavier but he was looking at the ceiling.

The growl did not stop Billy Ray "Now, I took his sister out one time, I was trying to be real nice because she had just come back to the United States. I think she was in England or Scotland; it was one of those funny talking English places." Billy Ray halted for a minute, shook his head and started again." Anyway, she must have drank 7 or  8 bottles of beer all the while complaining about how Americans can't brew a good glass of beer. Mind you that she had already been through 7 bottles, then she went on about how nosey our country was and how no one could mind their own damn business. Honestly, it was a horrible date. " Billy Ray shuddered as if he was reliving the incident in his head. 

"I only went out with her cause she was Xavy's sister," he added.

"Are you through?"  Xavier asked calmly.

"No"

"If you feel the need to talk about your terrible dates, do it on Twitter or Face Book already." He sniped

"I am just saying your sister is as nutty as a fruit cake."  Billy Ray explained. 

Xavier let out a deep sigh and looked at Emma.

"Just ignore him."

"Ignore me? Please I am a sex god!"

Okay she had to have heard that wrong. She recalled reading something like this in Cosmo magazine. If you thought enough about sex you started hearing it everywhere.   It was as if your mind was constantly seeking references to your most inner thoughts. 

"If you are a sex God, I am Dionysus."

All of a sudden, Billy Ray started laughing. "Actually, you are.""

Xavier stared at him for a moment before he broke out laughing too. 
"Dude, I think you just gave yourself a new nickname."

Emma stared at the two men in confusion.  Somewhere along the way they had lost her or maybe it was when her attention got snagged on the word sex.  Good Lord when did she become so horney. 

"He owns a bar." Billy Ray said between laughs. "I'll take you back there one day."

"Back?" Xavier questioned.

Billy Ray smiled "Aye, that where we meet for the first time.  It was love at first sight.  I saw a lovely vision standing in the doorway and said to myself "Billy Ray you just found your wife."' He exclaimed. 

"Wait, she was in my club?"

"You were in my club?" Clearly, he as not going to wait for Billy Ray to answer.

"I don't know, I don't remember.  Why don't I remember?" Emma cried. 

"Honey, don't worry.  Nobody remembers that hole in the wall club.."

"Hole in the wall," Xavier interrupted. 

Billy Ray went on ignoring Xavier's outburst.  "people are too busy fucking and drinking to remember anything." 

 He pronounced the word fucking like fooking; it was cute.  She could totally understand why she might have liked Billy Ray.  He was one of those happy go lucky type of people.  His smile was infectious.  OUt of the two men Xavier was by far the better looking but there was just something about Billy Ray that made her like him.    He was charming and boyish and the complete opposite of what she usually liked.