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Daydream 29

The Writing Squad Group Chat

G: Mike, tomorrow's the deadline!! I have not received a single draft from you. Please reply ASAP!!

G: Mike?

A: Mike's about to go fishing.

G: Mike why are you not picking up your call! Allen, stop him!

A: that's not my job, that's your job. -.-

A: he says the phone vibration annoys him

A: so he's ignoring you.

G: @Mike, Boss wants you to call back.

M: The heck! You snitched on me?! What kind of manager are you!

G: the right kind. Where's your draft?

G:At least a draft. you do have a draft ready right?

M: why did you tell Mum about such a matter!

G: where's your draft.

G: Mike?

G: I did not tell Boss, that was a hoax. But I don't mind making it into a reality.

M: +?&$&?/- I hate you.

G: Thank you. Where's your draft?

A: hacked into his computer. I've just sent it to you. I don't think you'll like what you'll see.

M: NO! How dare you!

G: I expected it. Allen, you're no better, have you trimmed off the excess words?

G: Allen?

G: Allen, Mike, please reply!!!

G: why are you guys only reading my messages? please reply!

M: We're heading to the beach. Don't scare away our fishes.

G: what fishing! You have a deadline tomorrow! Mike, you just typed one paragraph in your draft! Get back to your desk and start writing!!!

M: don't you know? this is called fishing for inspiration!!!

A: I wonder if we should fry or steam this inspiration... >;}

G: whaaaa?!

M: it taste good when it's raw too.

G: Guys please!!!!T^T I just need you guys to submit a 2000 word chapter. Is that so hard?! Come on! You had two months to write it!

A: No, it's extremely soft.

M: kinda like marshmallow

A: Cotton soft

G: Guys!!!!!!

A: Yes?

G: could you please be serious about this? We've pushed back the deadline way too long.

A: I've done my part for it. I don't understand why you're still chasing me for the work.

G: I need a 2000 chapter. Not a 37000 word chapter that doesn't lead to anywhere. You're just describing the irrelevant minor details. Why do you need two paragraph to describe the feel, consistency and appearance of some random puddle of water in the gutter!

A: I'm appalled. You call them irrelevant minor details? The reason details are details is because they are detailed!!!! You! You boorish old hag with no taste!

M: yea go Allen!

G: you're one to talk, Mike! You only have a paragraph of less than 20 words for a 2000 chapter!!!

M: you boorish old hag with no taste. That's called being subtle. Subtle, you understand?

A: she won't ever understand it.

M: I pity you, poor human

G: I've reached your apartment. You guys seriously went fishing?! Where are you guys!

A: oh! I caught something!!! Talk later~ ^^

G: don't lie

A: how did you know?

G: you won't have the luxury to text if you did. Besides you have really lousy strength. I don't think you'd be a match for the fishes.

G: Guys where are you. Pick up my calls!!! This is proper etiquette!

M: we're going to the message parlour. Allen needs recovery from your comment.

G: I don't see the connection.

M: the pretty ladies will mend our broken hearts and aching fingers.

G: ..........

A: well said.

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6543 7210: Mike, Allen.

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A: Yes Boss absolutely. The draft will be submitted by tonight. I have shortened the chapter to exactly 2000 words.

M: I've completed my work as well. The draft has been completed and will be sent by tonight.

6543 7210: that's good news. Well done.

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