"It's here!" Paul tore open the package excitedly.
"What's here?" John peered around the corner, toothbrush sticking out of his mouth.
"Look!" He showed the packer to him.
"I..." He took the toothbrush out, setting it down. Then he fell on the floor, laughing his ass off. "The fuck is THAT?!"
"Stop laughing, it's not funny!" Paul threw it at his face, making him laugh harder.
"It's hilarious!" John picked it up. "You couldn't have gone for a bigger one?"
"JOHN MOTHERFUCKING LENNON!"
"Hahahaha, this is amazing!" He tossed it back to him. "I can't breathe!"
"Shut up, I want to be a boy! Give me a break!" He took out the strap that went with it.
"Alright, alright, sorry!" John walked over to look at it. "Holy shit, it looks so real!"
"I know!" Paul turned it over in his hands. "It's called a Peecock."
"Ha! How big is it?"
"It's...it'saboutfiveinches," he muttered.
"Five - HA!" John took it back. "REALLY?!"
"It's expensive, John! The longer it is, the more money I have to pay!"
"How much for this one?"
"Around £150."
"That much?!" He squinted at it. "Did it come with anything else?"
"Well." Paul held up two things. "This is a rod you can put in to make it erect, and this is a rubber."
"No way!" John picked up the rod. "That's cool!"
"I guess so, and - HEY!" He let out a growl as he was hit in the face with the packer. "QUIT IT!"
"No way, this is hilarious!"
"Oh, grow up!"
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Michelle - McLennon
FanfictionJohn and Paul are best friends, and they're living the best lives they can imagine. But Paul has a secret, a huge secret. What will happen when it comes out, and how will John react? FtM Paul. McLennon modern AU with a side of McHarrison (George X M...
