Star Trek Oneshots

Scotty

"Scotty I swear someday I'm gonna leave you in that bar all night!" You exclaimed as your boyfriend of 2 years stumbled in after you.
"Ah come on lass, ya know ya love meh!" Shouted Scotty. Per normal it had been a stressful day at work, and per normal he dealt with it with Scotch.
"Well yes I do love you, but that won't stop me from leaving you in the bar!"
Grrrr. I was so ducking tired of his crap!
"Lass, if ya left me in the bar I may never come back out!" Scotty exclaimed flopping on the couch.
I gasped. "Montgomery Scott!" He bolted straight up.
"Shit!" He exclaimed as hit his head in the decorational lamp that hung over the couch.
"How dare you talk like that! You are not an alcoholic! I don't care if you go to bar every day, but please stop thinking like that! I love you more then anything and It kills me to see you like this!" I shouted, now in tears. Scotty looked suddenly very sober.
"I'm very sorry lass, I didn' realize you felt that way about ma drinkin'"
I sighed again, now calm, "It's alright Monty, I just... It hurts that you turn to alcohol instead of me! I'm always here! And besides, I have a special way of making you feel better." I whispered the last part in his ear. His breathing hitched and he picked me up and stormed off to my bedroom. I was dropped on the bed and we kissed passionately. Eventually, the passionate kisses turned into, well, use your imagination. After that, Scotty turned to me after a stressful day at work, unless Captain Kirk wrecked the ENTERPRISE, then we both turned to scotch.

A/N: So I'm running out of inspiration for oneshots, so if you guys could privet message me your requests, no matter what they are! Thx for reading and remember, keep the warp core going my sexy little TARDIS'!

-AJ