Star Trek Oneshots

Spock/Scotty Part 2

"Me sis and me boss on a beach, kisses each other like a leach!"
"Monty I swear to the greater good of Scotland, if you don't shut yer face, I will personally knock yer lights out!"
Monty smirked slightly, walked into our small kitchen in our quarters, and shouted on the top of his lungs,
"Me sis and me boss on a..." but before he could finish, I charged into the kitchen and punched his shoulder with all my strength.
"Holy Mother..." I gave him a dirty look. "...Of the Great Treylen Scott!"
"Nice cover Monty." I said sarcastically, walking out of the kitchen to sit on our bed. (Monty and I, being siblings and all, wanted to share a room, however, the only room left unoccupied had been a room meant for one person/alien, so there was only one bed.)
"Well I sure thought so."
"Whatever you say Monty."
"Oi! Who's the one who didn't leave you on that blasted ice planet with a broken ankle?"
Sighing I admitted, "You Monty."
"That be right lass!" He shouted proudly, puffing out his chest.
"And who be the one who taught you 'Ow to take a wiz when you a wee baby?"
"That's not fair!"
"Who was it?"
"You."
"And don't you ferget it."
Later that day
Standing on the bridge behind Spock, I did all I could blush. Ever since Monty had been singing that annoying song, I'd truly had feelings for the Vulcan man.
"Miss Scott please go make sure that your younger brother is alright in Engineering, the Comms seem to be down." Spock told me.
"O-of couse Mister Spock." And with that, I walked out and released the breath I hadn't even relized I'd been holding in.
Walking into Engineering, I shouted,
"Monty! Monty! Montgomery!" Panic was starting to take over. Running through the equipment, my voice started to break.
"Monty! Please answer! Monty! Goddammit Montgomery, answer me please!" Suddenly I bumped into someone's back, causing me to crash to the ground. I gasped, and tackled the man I crashed into, in a hug.
"Monty! Thank god I thought you were hurt! Or worse!" I paused, stepped back, and slapped him.
"Montgomery Scott! Don't ever put me through that again!"
Rubbing his cheek, he smirked, them saw the pure terror in my eyes.
"I'm sorry lass, I didn't mean ta scare ya." I sighed then stated,
"Its alright I guess. Just please don't scare me like that EVER again."
"Alright."
"Good."
"Oh and Treylen?"
"Yes Monty"
" Tha fhios againn uile leat Spock."
"Oh dhruid e sibh Idiot."

A/N: The Scots Galic is
"We all know you love Spock." And
"Oh shut it you idiot."