Star Trek Oneshots

A Very Merry Star Trek Christmas

It was currently December upon the Enterprise. Or at least, to Neeca Marlson it was. You see, she had kept track of the months since they had left Earth, and to Neeca, it was the best month of them all. Somehow, she had managed to convince the crew to through a Christmas Party, to bring a little fun back to the ship. She currently stood admiring the Bridge, which she had decorated for the occasion. The Karaoke was set up, green and red covered everything. She was excited. At 18:00, people started filling in, some in awe of just the fact that they were allowed to be on the Bridge. Glancing at the door, Neeca smiled and rushed over to The Captain as he walked in.
"Jamie what do you think?" Neeca asked her lifelong best friend.
"It's amazing!" Kirk exclaimed. "How'd you do it in such a short amount of time?"
Just then an excited Chekov burst into the room.
"LOOK, LOOK! LOOK AT ALL MY GOOD WORK! ISNT IT AMAZING!?"
James looked back at Neeca.
"I see."
Neeca smiled, and got up on top of a console, despite James' protests.
"Hey, HEY EVERYBODY!" She shouted until everyone quites down.
"I'd just like to say thank you for coming to our Christmas party!" There was cheering and then silence. "To start off the party, I will be singing a short little Christmas carol."
Neeca took a deep breath.
"Oh the universe out there is frightful,
But Starfleet is so delightful,
And since there's new species to know,
Boldly go, boldly go, boldly go!" The crew laughed and Neeca joined them.
"No but seriously, sing it with me!"
"Oh the weather outside is frightful,
but the fire is so delightful,
And since we've no place to go,
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!" James stood up in the console along with her and sang the next line.
"Oh it doesn't show signs of stopping and I've brought some corn for popping, the lights are turned way down low,
Let it snow! Let it snow!"
Uhura giggled and with the help of Spock, stood up on her chair and joined in.
"When we finally kiss good night, how I hate going out in the storm, but if you really hold me tight, all the home I'll be warm!" Everybody was in awe of her beautiful voice, and was laughing at Spock's confused reaction.
"What do you mean 'How you hate going out in the storm?' We are in space! There is no storm to go out into!" Just then, Scotty began to sing loudly to his girlfriend.
"And the fire is slowly dying, and my dear we're still goodbye-ing, but as long as you love me so,
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!
The entire crew was having a blast. Carols were happening all night, dances went on, and, well let's we docked on a local space station for the night because everyone, literally everyone, got completely wasted. It was a blast!
"Thanks for letting me cheer up the crew Jamie."
"Anything for my little brat."
"Awe, wait, hey!"
And with that final argument, the crew was brought into complete bliss, and celebrated their differences with a crap ton of holiday cheer.
A/N: Heyyo! MERRY CHRISTMAS! Or Hanukkah! Or whatever you celebrate! Or not celebrate! Whatever! Happy Holidays! I love you all! Stay safe!
- The Batarang