WHY AM I ALIVE

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*coughs*

*stands up on stage with mic*

"SO LEMME TELL YALL HOW IT WENT, IT WAS SIX IN THE MORNIN I WAS SUCKIN DICK. SNOT RUNNING ALL DOWN MY NOSE AND SHIT, BUT IONT GIVE A FUCK CAUSE A BITCH DONT QUIT."

Everyone gave a standing ass clap ovation for me.

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