"Good morning church!" Pasta hollered in the mic.
"MORING PASTA" the congregation hollered back.
"YALL NEED TO LORD?"
"YES PASTA"
"CAN I GET A AMEN?"
"AMEN ME NEGGA" a young white boi yelled from his seat.
"WTF IS A NEGGA"
"AMEN"
"CAN I GET A PRAISE THE LORD?"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PREACH DAMNIT."
"Before a I spread the lords word like ya spread the butter on your toast, we are gonna have a selection by our lovely Kink Master Keezy."
"Hello Mount Bad Bitch, and before I sing I just want to let y'all know what the lord has done for me."
"Go on baby!" grandma yelled from the crowd. (Who's grandma? The world may never know)
"Back when I had my baby daddy and was shaking dat ass fo dat cash, I had a problem."
"DONT BE SHY HONEY"
"I was addicted to babies. I was pregnant every other day and giving birth every Sunday."
"NOT THE LORDS DAY"
"Now God is blessing me with child support from their daddies and full scholarships."
"AMEN"
"So I'm going to this song that got me through it all."
"SANG BABY!" Grandma whored.
"My fingers in it, gentle
Explore this nigga mental
Imma write my name on his dick
Don't need a pen or a pencil
All I need is my body
My pussy pink just like salami
Don't need no drink to get naughty
Cause bitch I'm not Bill Cosby
My pussy mean, and it's clean
I'm not a squirter, I cream
Keep it smelling like baby wipes
I never smell like sardines
This will never fucking end
Ballerina that dick when I spin
I fucked this nigga so good
I ain't swallow one kid, I think I swallowed twins" Kink Master Keezy sang angelically, and had everyone in tears or moved by her voice.
"NOW TIME TO PREACH" Pasta yelled into the mic which got the congregation hyped.
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