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*hits blunt*

If you work as security at a Samsung store, does that make you guardian of the galaxy?

So what happens if i get scared half to death twice?

Who closes the bus door after the bus driver gets off?

The following statement is true:"
The previous statement is false.

If i hit myself and it hurts, am I weak or am I strong?

Deep shit mate

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