OMG, FREAKING FOOD PORN RIGHT THERE!!!^^^^^^Alright so, I was reading a book and right now... I feel like a complete loser cause my story is horrible. But enough about my insecurities and loser self, let's get to my lame book shall we 😔. And there's a contest!! If you'd like to join read the bolded letters at the end of the chapter for info!! Now we can get back to my lame book.......
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" mother fucker, you brought me here to a donut shop and expect me to not ask for a donut! Bitch give me the donut "! I say, as Emma, David, my mom and step dad try to hold in there laughs but, they were laughing so hard it looked like they were holding there breaths for an hour. " well your not getting the donut, cause I don't want my pregnant sister and my soon to be, nephew or niece getting sick, all because you want the stupid donut "! He says back, making me fume with anger. " you know what "! I say, taking his donut that was on the table. " Tyler-no! You better not- T-Tyler I'm warning you put the don-TYLER "!! He yells as I take several bites of the donut as I mock him. " mmmmm this is a good donut "! I say, but it was some what hard to hear me through my muffled voice because of the donut in my mouth. " why you little s- "! He says but was cut off by my mom laughing hysterically and saying through fits of laughter " oh, this is just too good! Brings back memories of ya'lls constant fighting at home "! She says, laughing harder, which made Christian and I laugh as well, as Emma and David can't seem to control them selves over there in the corner, using the wall as support to keep them up still.We leave the donut shop in one peace-at least until we get back to my house then it's hell for him- and we go into a store that sells many items, and clothes.
" well isn't this cute "! My mom says, holding up a baby shirt. " besides, have you found out the gender "? She asks, as I say " no, not yet, ". My mom furrows her eyebrows and says " so, does that mean you're going to wait till you have the baby to find out "? As she looks through more baby clothes. " no ". I say as my step dad and mom look at each other and she says " well when "? I reply back slyly " when I'm ready ". As I look at jewelry with a smirk. " Tyler, you make no sense to me, either you tell your mother when or I'm going to go over there and slap you senseless "! She says, getting irritated as that favorite vein of mine pops out on the side of her head. " oh look! Frankie came out to say hi! Hi Frankie "!! I wave to my mother's head as she face palms and says lowly " this is what I raised "? And goes back to the clothes. I smile in triumph. And that's how you confuse people!! My work here is done!
" well wasn't that fun "! I say, as we all walk into my home. " yeah! It was amazing! Best vacation ever "! Emma says, as she sets the bags of things she bought on the bed in the guest room, and comes back out where everyone is at.
" who wants to watch a movie "! I say as everyone agrees. " what should we watch "? I ask, as Christian says " oh the conjuring "! He says taking the movie out. " uhhh, are you crazy! Do you want me to have a baby pop out onto the floor "?!?! I ask as he says " well, aren't we making memories? Might as well make it interesting "! As he laughs evilly. " how about we watch Zootopia?! It's family friendly and there won't be a baby on the floor "! I say, excitedly. " no, no, we ain't watching a kids movie, we're watching he conjuring wether you and your potato baby likes it or not "! He sasses as I get up, and get in his face intimidatingly. " did you just call my unborn child a potato "? I question as he gets closer to my face " and what if I did, what're you going to do about "? He says, as David, my mom and step dad watch in complete confusion, and eyebrows raised. But, Emma simply knew what was to happen next. " oh no, not this again "! As she face palms in shame.
-time skip-
" I hope your ready, just hope you don't pass out during my victory "! I say as we're both a few inches away from each other, ready for battle. " oh, don't worry, it's going to be you passing out from getting tired too fast, because of little Mr/Ms potato head in there ". He says as I say " oh it's on "! I shout as he shouts back " bring on sista "!
We turn to the Tv as the host on the game says " ready, set, fight "! I started air punching , making sure the Wii remote doesn't fly. " I'm home from the- oh dear lord, this is how you guys sort things out? I went and got bandages for nothing "! David says, dropping the bags, and face palming as Emma says " that's gonna be the mother of your child "! While laughing as my mom says " and wife "! As they both laugh hard. He face palms again and says lowly " what have I gotten my self into "?
-WINNER- the words spread across the screen, as Christian lay on the floor in defeat. " I lost to a girl, and the worst part of it all, I lost to a girl, who is my sister "!!!! He shouts as Emma puts a wet towel on his head " there, there Christian, your wounds will heal ". She says jokingly as he tackles her as they play fight for like a few seconds. " Nobody messes with my child!! MOMMA BEAR POWER SUCKER "!! I say as David and I start singing " WEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!! MY FRIEND!!! WE'LLLLL KEEEEPPPPP ON FIGHTINGGGGGG TIL THE END, OH WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS AND YOU ARE THE LOSERS "!!!!!
Christian and Emma threw a pillow at David's face as David says " awe... Why did you just throw it at me... No fair "! He says as Emma and Christian look at each other and throw another pillow at his face and say " cause she's pregnant you doof "!! I laugh as I say " I'm ordering pizza, and David brought ice cream for dessert "! I say, as we all cheer. " and with sprinkles "!! Emma says as I say " no, sprinkles are for winners "! I say as she threw a smaller pillow at my face. " you wanna go to "!! I say, as Emma got up. " ok, ok, I was just playing, don't gotta go all ratchet on me "! I say as Emma smacked me in the head. " AHHH!!! SOMEONE!! GIVE THIS GIRL A SNICKERS "!!! As everyone laughs." tonight was fun wasn't it ". David says as I say " defiantly, what time is the appointment tomorrow "? I ask as he says " I made it at 6:00 in the morning so we can leave and get back before they wake up ". He says as I nod and peck his lips " night chump "! I say as he chuckles and says " night booger ". And we both let sleep take over us, and wait for morning to rise.
________________________________Ok, so I enjoyed writing this but I hope you guys enjoyed and what do you think the gender is going to be? Comment your predictions!! And I'm going to give you guys a little competition/contest!! Who ever can guess the name I'm going to use for the baby first will get to become a character in the story, and get a follow, if I don't follow you already and I'll shout out ONLY one of your stories you want people to read!! Here are the names, pick only one name and middle name for the girls name and boys name!! Good luck:
Girl names:
Aubrielle Amirah
Marielle Regan
Aubriella CamilaBoy names:
Zachary Miles
Nikolai Hayes
Caleb HayesPlease state your answer in the comments ONLY. The results will be released on Sunday, July 24 , 2016!!!!! Let the games begin!! Even if I only get one person that does the competition cause my story is that bad 😁. Anyways, until next chapter!!! BYE LOVIES!!!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️
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