NYSM •Moments In Time•

Moment #3 (Rated-R!)

((WARNING! ⚠ MATURE CONTENT!))

Cards Against Humanity

"Can we do something else besides watching movies for once?" Henley groans, stretching herself out on the loveseat planted beside the couch.

The Horsemen have been bored since the rain outside hasn't stopped for three days and there's not much show planning to do because it's only been a few months since they all had been mysteriously given their tarot cards and had gotten together. Things were still getting moved around the apartment to make it seem more like a home, and there were boxes sitting around from all the magicians moving their things in. Most of it was Logan's and Henley's, and none of it was Jack's. All he had was one small pack he snagged a couple years back, but Henley made sure to give him more clothes once she found the time to shop. Logan gave him clothes, too, but all she did was steal them from Danny and Merritt's wardrobes when they weren't looking.

Jack sat on the floor in front of Henley, leaning against the loveseat while his eyes remained focused on the TV, "Like what?"

"I don't know, a board game?" She suggested.

Danny scoffs from his place on the furthest side of the couch, away from everyone else, "Seriously?"

"I'm down." Merritt defends Henley from the asshole's sarcasm.

"We don't even own any board games," Danny glared back at the mentalist.

"I do," Logan walked in while holding a tray of food and drinks for everyone, "It's a card game actually."

"Well, what is it?" Jack reached over and grabbed the pizza pillow pockets from the steaming bowl, plopping one in his mouth.

"Cards Against Humanity."

Merritt breaks into fits of laughter that no one in the room even knew he could produce. Danny looked legitimately scared and weirded out by how Merritt snorts between laughs.

"And you haven't mentioned this earlier why?!" He laughs while looking at Logan.

"Cause of that reaction right there," Logan retorts with a grin while walking off to her room, "I'll go get it."

"This outta be interesting." Henley giggles while sitting cross legged on the floor beside Jack.

"Well, you said you were bored," Danny sat on the floor across from her, shrugging.

"Man, it's been so long since I played this game," Jack rubs his hands together with a cheeky grin.

Merritt scoots closer on the edge of the couch to the others sitting around him, grinning at the youngest, "Same here. Let's make this interesting for the hell of it!"

Logan comes back into the room, sitting on the floor beside Daniel and opening the black and white box. She deals the cards and volunteers herself to be the first Card Czar.

"What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?" She reads the black card, biting her lip with a smile so she wouldn't laugh right away. The room is quiet while the others look through their cards, earning a few chuckles here and there as they read them. Once they chose their cards, Logan read them out loud.

"JOHN CENA!!!"

Jack fakes a trumpet sound to make it sound like the theme song, and it makes Henley laugh and even earns a small smirk from Danny.

"Screaming 'WORLD STAR' after a punch is thrown or a titty pops out." Logan cringes when reading that one.

"If there's titty involved, wouldn't that keep the orgy going?" Henley argued as if she was actually debating on the subject.

"Can we NOT call it that?" Danny groans in annoyance, pushing Logan's face away when she repeats the word right in his ear. She laughs and continues,

"Mom's plastic surgery." She snorts.

"Ouch," Merritt grins while Jack laughed.

Logan reads the last card, "Inappropriate yelling? Yeah I'm gonna go with the John Cena card."

Jack bows from where he sat, snatching the black card from Logan, "That belongs to me!"

"Nice first round," Merritt comments, but almost immediately regrets it when a few rounds later he becomes the Card Czar.

"Is it wrong that I want to fuck ____?" Merritt goes through everyone's chosen cards and almost gags at one of them, "That's it. That's the winner. Just put it away!"

"What? What is it?" Henley snatches the card to read it out loud without thinking, "Lance Armstrong's missing testicle."

Jack and Danny broke into fits of laughter, Jack doubling over while Logan grins and takes the black card from Merritt's stunned hand. When she sees his surprised look, she winks, "And you thought I was so innocent."

Another few rounds later, it was Jack's turn again, "And would you like those buffalo wings mild, hot, or ____?"

"Tender," was the first thing he reads from the cards everyone else chose. He tilts his head, frowning, squinting his eyes while thinking about it. He shakes his head and discards it.

"Oh come on that was good!" Danny argued, making Logan laugh.

He continues by clearing his throat, "Tossed in my warm seed." Jack's voice breaks halfway through as he laughs, waving the card around, "Winner winner, chicken dinner!"

"Yeah that's dinner alright." Merritt laughed while clutching his side.

Henley giggled uncontrollably, "Who's was that?"

Logan snatches the card in answer and Danny snaps, "Seriously?!"

She quirks an eyebrow, "What? You don't find that sexy?"

"Yeah, you don't toss BBQ in your...warm seed?" Henley couldn't go through the whole sentence before breaking into laughter.

His face gains a shade before arguing, "Shut up! You're winning!"

"Then you better step your game up, Danny boy." Merritt comments.

Logan reads another card, "She's up all night for good fun. I'm up all night for ____." She says it while singing the song lyrics and doing a small shimmy with her shoulders. Jack and Merritt only laugh at her. She reads all the cards, none of them really sticking out until she got to the very last one,

"Accidentally inhaling cum."

The room grew silent as Logan just whispers, "What the fuck?"

"Shit." Jack coughs under his breath.

"Really?" Henley gags.

"Jesus." Merritt mutters.

"Nope. Just me." Danny took the black card from Logan's hand. He grins, "I guess I stepped up my game, didn't I, McKinney?"

Logan snorts, "The card makes it sound like you come from experience, Danny," Henley laughs when Danny's whole face went red and the other woman leans closer to the illusionist sitting beside her, batting her eyelashes, "Care to elaborate?"

By now, everyone's had one too many drinks and were all hammered. Merritt noticed the redness radiating off of both Danny's AND Jack's face. He grins, getting the picture as he chuckles under his breath.

"Was the first blowjob a little awkward?"

Henley gets on her knees, reaching over the card game to smack Merritt's arm as Jack and Danny's face grew into tomatoes. Logan grins, hiccuping from her drink before leaning back towards Danny's ear.

"You should've invited me," She whispered, earning a shiver down Daniel's spine.

"Yeah, Danny. You should've invited all of us!" Henley giggles madly while pinching Jack's cheek.

"Noted," Danny smirked.