So. Hello again. Um, it's been a while, yeah? I'll just cut to the chase. Myself is writing...about myself. Yay. Fun. Also, I will teach you the ways...of myself. Like, how to not be as big of an absolute klutz as I am. It should be fun. So, let's jump right in!
Crash
Ow.
Shit. I fell. Again. I'll just meet you over there in, like, ten minutes, maybe? Yeah.
Oww...heh. This happens all the time. I practically don't feel- OW! God DAMNIT! I can't. I just can't. Please...
Hello? Yeah? HELP BITCH I'VE FALLEN and my fatass can't get up. HELP, BITCH!
