*Thoughts I had last night*
Woah. Why is it eleven at night? Isn't it supposed to be, like, EIGHT? Why didn't my parents wake me up?
Holy shit, where's my pillow? Wait, why was I allowed to sleep on the wrong end of the bed?
Are my parents asleep right now?
Wooahhh, what happened tonight? Is this some crazy dream following my crazy dream? I don't think so...wait what was I dreaming about? Awe shit I forgot.
Am I on drugs? I feel like I'm stoned off my ass...I NEED AN INTERVENTION...
No...I can't be. That's stupid. Hm. Let me see what's going on..did I do anything weird? Nah..I just fell asleep..huh. I should have set an alarm.
*Battle between my left and right brain*
Eww, I don't think I brushed my teeth! No, never mind. I must have in the shower, remember?
Well no, I don't remember ANYTHING right now, so that's helpful. Shit.