Do you remember in 2012 when people thought that December twelfth would be the end of the world? That was hilarious. People can be such idiots sometimes. I guess they were just paranoid or something.
"Bitch, it's been a day, ain't nothing happened yet!"
I said that to my friend. Of course, I didn't say bitch. I think.
She was one of those people. She told me, "I heard that twelve, twelve, twenty- twelve would be an apocalypse!
There was awkward silence there for a minute. Then I laughed and told her, "whatever." And that was that. She remained paranoid for the next two weeks until the thirteenth rolled around, then she was salty. And still is salty.
I wanna call her ocean sometimes, hehehe.
