Well...I never thought I'd be able to say this...but I've been farted on. I'm sitting on the bus and this guy sitting across the aisle from me is literally getting up out of his seat about halfway and farting on me.
And I have no power to stop it, because I can't randomly bitch slap people on the bus, cause I'd get in trouble... good thing I'm almost home...I guess.
Please shoot me.
