Diabetes Flavoring

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Hello again! Yeah, I know, you're sick of me, you think I'm annoying, whatever. I get it all the time so I don't give two shits anymore.

So. Diabetes flavored ice cream. Sounds totally random, yea? Well it's actually one of the best things ever to happen to me. Now, it's not actually a real ice cream; it's a joke.

My friend and I were in class, doodling one day, when we were just struck in the ass with the idea for this ridiculous looking fat man who was an advert for diabetes flavored ice cream.

[If it was a real thing, it'd taste like McDonald's]

This man literally, no joke, looked like a chicken.

By the way, if you read my bio on my profile, it'll mention DFIC (diabetes flavored ice cream) in it. Totally shameless self promo, by the way.

We then proceeded to write the rest of the advert all over the page. But then, our teacher saw us and came over to where we were. He looked at the paper and I swear I could see a piece of his soul break off. Seriously. It was pretty funny, but I think my friend got in trouble afterward, but I don't know.

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