What The Fuck Fics

Mr. Humberfloob Will See You Now Part One

Joan's P.O.V

"I'll see you two later, have a nice day at school!" I shouted to my two kids, Sally and Concrete. I can't even remember that kids name. I hopped into my little green car and sped to work like a bad bitch. I pulled onto the main road, heading towards my work. I work at Humberfloob Real Estate, which is where everyone basically worked in this town. Soon enough, I got to the building and I pulled in front and parked. Whilst grabbing my papers, my coffee slipped out of my hands and spilled all over my gucci pink work suit.

"FUCK!" I screamed. I threw the cup off me and let myself calm down. I didn't know what to do; I was already running late, so I couldn't go home and change my clothes.. My boss wouldn't be too happy with me walking into work with coffee stained clothes. Oh well, I decided on the latter. I grabbed the rest of my papers and shoved them in my suitcase. I opened my door, got out, and slammed it shut. As soon as I got out of the car, the guilt rained over me like 9/11 jokes, but I shook it off. I walked onto the sidewalk and went to the main doors of my office building. I swung the doors opened and walked into the slightly cool room, everyone immediately going quiet. I slowly walked to my desk, everyone watching my every move. I sat down and put my suitcase on my desk. I was starting to feel safe, but then I heard the familiar sound of my boss, Mr. Hank Humberfloob.

"Joan Walden!" He yelled, and I jumped a little and turned my chair. He looked at my outfit, wide eyed, and then stared into my eyes.

"What do you think you're wearing?" He shouted and I flinched yet again.

"Mr. Humberfloob, I'm so sorry. I was running late for work and I didn't have the time to run back home and change," I spoke apologetically and he frowned at me angrily.

"I want to see you in my office after work today or you're FIREDDDDDD-A," he shouted and I nodded. He lifted his jacket and squirted hand sanitizer all over it and then rubbed it into his other hand. I couldn't help but feel aroused at his fear of germs....it turned me on in a way. The way his strong hands came down on the bottles pump, all the passion he put into his arm moments.....it was almost....orgasmic. He shouted at some other people and then walked back to his office. I calmed myself and got to work on insurance shit, but I couldn't help noticing that he stared at me the whole day.

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After I went home and fed the kids I came back to the office, it was getting late so I was planning on getting in and getting out fast.....boy was I wrong.