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Mr. Humberfloob Will See You Now Part Three

I woke up the next morning with my lower region in immense pain. Then, it dawned on me what happened. I fucked my boss. I put my hands over my eyes and rubbed them. I wish I could forget what happened and move on, but unfortunately, I can't, and I won't. I pushed the bed sheets off of my body and got up. The pain got worse and I leaned over and cringed. Jesus, my body needs to getting used to the pain of being fucked. I haven't been pile drived like that since Sally was conceived. I stood up and walked over to my door. I had to wake the little shits up for school. Atleast I get to not spend the day with my kids. I would rather hang myself high.

"Cocktail! Sally! Time to get up!" I yelled once and slammed my door. Their bitch asses heard me. If they didn't get up, they get to miss school, not my problem nor fault. I walked towards the bathroom and stripped, starting my shower once my underwear was off. I put my hair back in a pony tail and stepped in, rinsing away all guilt and sexual intention that brought itself upon me the day before.

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"Bye Sally, I love you!" I yelled to my kids. Concord can go fuck off, no one likes him. I sped off and drove to the place I dreaded the most; my office building. I normally don't mind work, but today was going to be different. Soon, I got to the building and I sat there. Well, here goes all or nothing. I opened my car door and stepped out. I walked to the main door and swung it open, being greeted with the fucked up faces of many other co-workers. I trotted my way to my desk and sat down.

"Joan Walden!" I heard a familiar voice yell. I shut my eyes and hoped he would go away, but I knew he wouldn't.

"Yes?" I sighed and turned around. He grinned, cockly, and walked over to me.

"How are you feeling, Joan? I hope you took our meeting very seriously," He stated and grinned, while gleaming in my eyes. I nodded and rolled my eyes.

"Yes, I did, sir," I replied and was beginning to turn back around when he grabbed my chair and spun me back.

"Oh, I really hope you did. If you're going to roll your eyes like that at me again, we will have another meeting. Got it?" He stated and leaned in. I chuckled and stared back.

"Got it," I whispered and rolled my eyes again. He clenched his jaw and slid me a paper.

"I figured," he said and leaned back.

"Back to work!" He yelled and went back to his office. I breathed a sigh of relief and grabbed the paper he slid me. I slowly unfolded it and lightly gasped at what was written.

"Meet my at my house tonight. We have to discuss business

and your work ethic. I know you are excited, but wait till

tonight. "

Oh boy..

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I looked at the address on the paper again and looked a the house I was standing in front of. I'm pretty sure it was the right house because it was pure white with saran wrap around the windows and shutters. I put the note in my bra and adjusted myself. It was going to be a crazy night. I walked towards the door and knocked on it, being immediately greeted with Hank.

"Joan, come in," He said and I walked in. The inside was insane. The furniture in the living room was saran wrapped and it smelled like bleach mixed with hand sanitizer. The smell was satisfying to say the least.

"I can take your jacket," He said and ripped my jacket off, exposing my pure white dress. He looked me up and down, making me feel self conscious.

"Well, it seems like you wanted to impress someone," He whispered in my ear and kissed my neck. I shivered and scooched away from him a little. He chuckled and walked towards the living room where he had a slideshow set up.