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Shrek: Ogre-Pocalypse Part One

"Fiona, I'm so happy we are finally together," Shrek grinned and kissed Princess Fiona. Fiona kissed back and smiled.

"Me too Shrek, me too. I can't wait to go to the swamp with you and rest after all of this," Fiona spoke and sighed. Shrek nodded and agreed. After Lord Farquaad tried to murder Shrek and his best friend, Donkey, Shrek was very exhausted. He thought that he should take a nap when he got back to his home. He finally decided that he deserved a nap. Fiona laid her head on Shrek's shoulder and rested. They intertwined their ogre-green hands and rested. Soon, the carriage pulled up to the familiar shitty house and Shrek stepped out, holding Fiona's hand so she could get out easier.

"Home Sweet Home," Fiona joked and Shrek chuckled, picking her up bridal-style and carrying her to the door.

"Are you ready to get Shreke-," Shrek stopped before saying anymore. There was Donkey sitting in Shrek's chair, staring intensely at the couple.

"What's poppin', my new favorite celebrity couple?" Donkey yelled happily. Shrek suddenly dropped Fiona, as she landed on the ground with a thud.

"Fiona!" Shrek yelled and kneeled down to make sure his princess was alright.

"I'm okay," Fiona reassured Shrek and Shrek grinned at her and stood back up, glaring at Donkey.

"What are you doing here?" Shrek asked and Donkey's ears fell.

"I just get so lonely...you are my only friend Shrek," Donkey admitted and Shrek frowned.

"Donkey, I understand, but you can't break into my house, if you do, I'll beat a hoe down," Shrek said and Donkey chuckled.

"I understand," Donkey spoke and smiled again.

"Good...I'm going to go take a nap because Daddy is EXHAUSTED!" Shrek said and walked towards his bedroom. He opened the door, walked in, and then shut it. He decided to lock it because he had an uneasy feeling. He wasn't sure what it was, but he felt safer with the door locked. He then laid down on his bed and closed his eyes, slowing falling into a deep sleep

"SHREK!! SHREK!!" Shrek heard someone yell. His eyes slowly opened and he realized that it was night time. Shrek rubbed his eyes and yawned. He sat up and heard a loud pounding on his door. He look at it, confused, and stood up to answer it.

"SHREEKKKKKK!" He heard and he suddenly realized it was Donkey. What did he want at this time of night? Shrek opened the door and saw Donkey, panicked, with Fiona standing behind him.

"What is it?" Shrek spoke annoyingly. Donkey raced behind him and shook.

"Something is wrong with Fiona....she tried to bite me!" Donkey raced and Shrek sighed, thinking Donkey was just losing it. He walked over to Fiona and she turned her head, revealing her dead face and zombie looking appearance. Shrek gasped and took a few steps back. Fiona followed, moaning and groaning.

"F-Fiona?!" Shrek whispered, being answered with more moans and groans. He took more steps back as Fiona lunged at him. He moved out of the way as Fiona hit the ground with a thud. Donkey came out from hiding and rolled a baseball bat over to Shrek.

"What am I supposed to do with that?" Shrek asked and grabbed it.

"Kill her!" Donkey yelled and Fiona stood up. Shrek teared up, knowing he was about to kill the zombified version of the love of his life. He brought the bat up and made it come down on her head. Blood splattered all over the living room along with pieces of Fiona's brain. Her body fell on the ground and the house was silent, except for the heavy breathing of Shrek and Donkey.