Ranger's Apprentice Chats

Which Cora and Missy?

Will has a new status update: MY HEAD!!! IT'S GOING TO EXPLODE!

Alyss: Why?
Will: Someone swapped my Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire for Twilight Breaking Dawn!
Horace: What is Twilight?
Gilan: Who would do such an atrocious crime?
Fred Weasley: That would be me...
George Weasley: And me. Snape always uses the Twilight Saga for punishment, so we thought someone else should suffer.
Horace: What is it?
Gilan: A messed up series of books, with vampires and werewolves/shapeshifters.
Horace: What's so messed up about that? Harry Potter has vampires and werewolves and Animagi.
Halt: The Twilight vampires sparkle in the sun.
Will: They aren't vampires! They are sparkling, gay, fairy princesses!
Edward Cullen/Cedric Diggory: Am not!
George Weasley: Cedric! Cora cried for hours after you died. She said something about losing someone who was like a brother to her!
George Carter: Cora? You know Cora?
George Weasley: Who doesn't know Cora Malfoy?
George C.: Malfoy? I thought it was Cora Altman.
Jesper: You're both wrong. It's Cora Eraksdaughter.
Thorin Oakenshield: No, it's Cora Goforth, soon to be Cora Oakenshield.
Will: I'm confused.
Stig: Missy should know what's going on.
Kili Durin: You know Missy?
Stig: Yeah, Missy Eraksdaughter.
Kili: No, it's Missy Yoder!
Draco Malfoy: You both mean Missy Black Malfoy.
Cora Malfoy Weasley: What is going on?
George W.: See? It is Malfoy!
George C.: No it's not!
Cora Altman Carter: George, what is the matter?
George C.: He is trying to tell me your maiden name is Malfoy!
Cora M. W.: No, that's me.
Cedric/Edward: Cora, I never really got over you!
Cora Goforth Oakenshield: Well this is awkward.
Thorin: So what about the multiple Missy's?
Kili: It's Missy Yoder Durin.
Missy Y. D.: What the heck?
Missy B. M.: Draco, what's going on?
Missy Eraksdaughter Stigswife: Well then. This is very strange.
Cora Goforth(NOT OAKENSHIELD): I write too many fanfics. I have no life. SOMEONE HELP ME!! I'M GOING INSANE!!!!!
Luna Lovegood: Don't worry,  you're just as sane as me.
Cora G.: NOT HELPING!!!
Isack Beck: Fine, I'll stop ignoring you.
Melissa Yoder(NOT DURIN): Me too.
Ausin Vanderpole: I'm not logging on facebook just so you won't go crazy.
Stephen Skumlien: AND I'M STILL GOING TO ANNOY THE HELL OUT OF YOU!!!
All the fictional Coras, Missys, Georges, and other made up characters have logged off.
Kaylee: Hi BFFs
Cora: RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES AND SANITY!!
The Mapletown Band members have all logged off, saying something about annoying seniors and how they would have to get Chris to tell her to leave them alone.
Kaylee: Dang it! Why does Cora hate me?
Kaylee has logged off crying.
Anthony "Tony" Dinozzo: You all deserve a Gibbs slap!