The Ranger's

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Alyss has logged on
Will Treaty has logged on
Halt has logged on
Crowley has logged on
Gilan has logged on
Cora Goforth has logged on

Will: How's everything in the rest of Arulen going?
Gilan: Ok, except for my annoying new apprentice.
Cora: Gilan, you do realize I am in this chat, right?
Gilan: So?
Cora: Well then. Be that way.
Halt: We will. Now, the Gathering is next week. Make sure you're on time. ALL OF YOU.
Gilan: Halt, u know I'm always there b4 you.
Halt: B4? The hell does that mean?
Crowley: I think it is part of this texting lingo used nowadays.
Halt, Gilan, Will, and Cora: Thinking is a dangerous pastime.
Crowley: I walked into that one, didn't I?
Cora: Yes, you most certainly did. Anyone talk to George lately?
Will: Why? Do you miss your boyfriend?
Cora: He is NOT my boyfriend. We're just friends.
Will: That's not how he sees it.

George Carter has logged on

George: Hey guys. Did I miss anything? Nigel had the entire scribe school working all week again.
Will: Just Cora admitting she's in love with you.
Cora: Will, you idiot! I said no such thing, did I Crowley?
Crowley: What? I wasn't paying attention.
Gilan: You people just confused me.
Cora: Not that hard, Gilan. Maybe Horace will belive me, since Will is a meanie.

Horace has logged on

Horace: Hey everyone.
Cora: Horace, tell everyone I don't like George that way, because Will is an idiot.
George: Cora, calm down, I believe you.
Cora: Haha Will. :P
Will: Well then.
Gilan: Cora, aren't you supposed to be practicing you archert, not on your phone?
Cora: Maybe.

Cora Goforth has logged off

Will: Yay! She's gone!
George: (Punches Will)
Halt: Aren't you supposed to be chopping firewood, Will?
Will: Damn!

Will Treaty has logged off
Scribes Master Nigel has logged on

Nigel: George, why did you punch Will?
George: He deserved it.
Gilan: She just shot an arrow through the door, three inches from my face!
George: Haha. I knew that was going to happen.  She told me she was going to scare you.
Halt: I thought I told him to chop the firewood, not mutilate it!
Crowley: Sucks to be you.
Horace: Alda, Byrn, and Jerome are coming! Shit!
George: Run! Threaten them with Cora again! That usually works!
Nigel: Who are Alda, Byrn, and Jerome?
Horace: Three second year battle school apprentices that seem set on flirting with Cora, and torturing me and George.

Nigel has logged off

Halt: You're better than them with a sword!
Horace: Yeah, each one individually,  but when all three of them come at me at  once, I'm screwed. Shit, they found me!

Horace has logged off
Sir Rodney has logged on

Halt: Well then...
Crowley: Hey, anyone wanna do my paperwork for me?
Rodney: That's what I was going to ask.
Gilan: Rodney, your best apprentice just logged off because three bullies just found him. Don't you think you should take care of that?
Rodney: Which three?
Halt: Alda, Byrn, and Jerome.
Rodney: Those jackasses! I kicked them out!

Sir Rodney has logged off

Gilan: Well, ttyl. Cora and I are on our way to the Gathering.
George: Tell Cora bye for me.
Gilan: I will, you love crazed sycopath.

Gilan has logged off

Crowley: Well I have paperwork.
Halt: And I have that report to finish before Will and I leave.

Crowley has logged off
Halt has logged off

George: Well, just me then.
George: I should really stop talking to myself.

George has logged off

Alyss: Yes, George, you really should. ;)

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sorry if its pathetic.

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