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The Hobbit And LOTR

(I might use disney quotes) DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU WANT SPOILERS FOR THE 12TH BOOK IF YOU HAVE NOT READ IT YET!!

Jenny has a new status update. I think having Maddie as an apprentice had really cheered Will up.

Gilan- I couldn't agree more.

Halt- And you questioned my motives when I suggested it Gilan.

Boromir- One does not simply question Halt.

Aragorn- Boromir, will you please stop with that?

Will- Why? There are tons of "One does not simply..." quotes, good ones too!

Horace- One does not simply hate marching band.

George- One does not simply understand nothing but this quote.

Horace- One does not simply make fun of someone who can kick your ass.

George- There's no need to be unpleasant.

Horace- I'll show you unpleasant.

Evanlynn- He has a point, Horace.

Thorin- What is going on?

Fili- This is a strange

Crowley- Just a little bit.

Halt- Wait, Crowley, aren't you supposed to be dead?

Will- A llama! He's supposed to be dead!!!

Alyss- Should I worry about him?

Halt- You were supposed to have burned in that inn!

Legolas- One does not simply come back to life.

Azog- Nuzdigid? Nuzdi gast? Ganzilig-i unarug obod nauzdanish, Torin undag Train-ob.

[Do you smell it? The scent of fear? I remember your father reeked of it, Thorin son of Thrain.]

Kili- Ok, maybe he does.

Gandalf- Only because Saruon is back! He is the Necromancer!

Jenny- What happened to my post?

Maddie- That's what I was wondering....

Saruon- You all will burn....